Thunder vs Heat - The Official NBA Championship Thread!

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    They also played the Darth Vader theme during the Heat intros...

    A Dallas Maverick thing.
     
    Fez Hammersticks, Jun 12, 2012
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    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    Watching Wade get torched by Westbrook at times out there tonight reminded me of when BRoy lost his athleticism last year and could barely run. One of my favorite players in the league slowly dying.
     
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    Best Thunder vs Miami was Durant
    I've been all over the league and all the teams do all the same things. Kiss Cam, T-shirt gun, shooting contests, etc. They all play the same songs. Final Countdown is a favorite. And the Hey song. I highly doubt Portland was the first team to play "Takin Care Of Business." That shit is league wide. I've not been to Chesapeake Arena but I'll give the Rose Garden this, out of the 22-25 arenas I've been to, the Rose Garden has the best access to stats. You can see all the stats throughout the arena. This is not the same everywhere. In some arenas, all you can see is the points, fouls, and maybe rebounds of the players in the game and that is it. No team stats either. That is why I like the Rose Garden the best.
     
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    Geez guys. That's an old one. Dallas didn't invent that shit. That's been going on league wide for years.
     
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    [video=youtube;Mp4lAafmZFA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp4lAafmZFA[/video]

    just sad.
     
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    Oklahoma City, Clay Bennett, Sam Presti, Scott Brooks, Kevin Durant, Russell West-brick, James Hard-on, Serge Ibaka and Kendrick Porkins can all kiss the darkest part of my undercarriage.


    PS: LeBron you better not fuck this up.
     
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    The Thunder were down 7 at halftime. Westbrook was the best player of the 3rd quarter, giving them a lead of 3. That's when I wrote that. After that, Durant was the player of the 4th quarter.

    My point was that in the Celtics series and now this one, Wade hasn't performed in shooting or in stopping the opposing guard.
     
    jlprk, Jun 12, 2012
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    I don't mean to ride Durant's jock, but the kid is amazing. I've never seen anyone make LeBron look average on defense in a single play, let alone one in the fourth that ends with Nick fucking Collison dunking.

    I'm fine OKC winning. I don't care about Seattle. They're a city between me and Canada. Big deal. They gave me Bob Whitsett and Shawn Kemp. I don't care about them.

    Go OKC.
     
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    LeBron said game 1 was a "feel-out" game

    This fucking guy.............
     
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    What would you have him say?
     
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    Key Arena looks fine. The only reason to tear it down at age 10 was to fit in more booths for rich people. And to add one more loading dock.

    Bennett had the police force of an entire small town on the basketball floor, trying to lower attendance so he could move the team.
     
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    Durant moves more swiftly because LeBron is bedecked with too much muscle. It's the classic East-West matchup, a slower more physical style vs. a fast skinny outside shooter.
     
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    fuck the heat - im hoping for a sweep.


    rhymed.
     
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    He should have said, "I was tooled and made to be his bitch".
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Game 2, score 51-34 Heat. The jlprk is happy with this game.

    Is the HCP?
     
    jlprk, Jun 14, 2012
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  16. Fez Hammersticks

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    Their crowd is beginning to annoy me.

    Nothing is 'organic' -- 'hey, have this shirt and wear it so it looks like we're so die-hard we decided to wear nothing but blue or white to show unity'
     
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    Rumor is all the women take off their shirts next timeout. Don't watch, you can read about it here later.
     
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    Miami is at its best when running.

    geez. You do realize that just about every team in the playoffs does this, don't you?
     
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    LOL at this color-coordinated crowd

    So fucking lame. I'd walk out of the Rose Garden if the Blazers ever did this.
     
    RoyToy, Jun 14, 2012
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  20. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Nothing close to what is happening in OKC.
     
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