Tiger Woods is a Pimp.

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  1. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    please. they are pretty hawt looking....and probably fun and freaky.

    the skanky tramps are the first to come out of the woodwork. the quality women usually actually have shit going for them, so they will keep it discreet.

    and besides, these skanks are the kind that look good at nightclubs the most. Just so sexual and slutty, you can't resist!
     
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    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    Maris "I bang supermodels" 61.

    :NOTMARIS:
     
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    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    If this is true then holy shit....

    ....This means I have a chance with Megan Fox :ghoti:
     
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    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    power of the coug.
     
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    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    I wonder (and I put this in the other thread) that to me, Tiger Woods seems to have a Jordan-esque mindset and these kind of rumors followed Jordan for quite some time. I think Jordan was better at putting his wife in check though, those crazy Swedish chicks!
     
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    Wow. That's what passes for "hot" these days in LA? Ugh.

    Seriously, not even with a ten foot pole. Not even for money.

    You need to travel, get out of the "Silicone Valley" for awhile.
     
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    More like power of the swamp donkey. She's barely blowjob worthy.
     
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    Real life situation, her in a bar, grabbing your junk, you would hit.
     
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    :tsktsk:
     
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    I don't know. It would seriously depend on the amount of drinks I've consumed. I've always been a fairly picky guy and have felt that my hand can do just as good a job as a chick who looks like a turd burglar. All the other chicks on his bang list though I would definitely hit it. That chick looks like a tundra wookie.
     
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    hey, so then you can say you banged a tundra wookie! you'll regret every piece of semi-non-revolting pussy you pass up later in life (excluding STDs and pregnant chicks).
     
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    I have no problems getting ass. I just don't feel the need to stick my dick in every strange girl that comes across my path at a bar that I can carry a conversation with longer than 5 minutes. I know the type who start going up to random chubbies with 20 minutes till closing time in an attempt to get them back to their house and eventually up into the bedroom after a good round of drinking games. Its always solid to keep a small, yet solid rotation of booty calls instead of being, "that guy".
     
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    what's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Anyone Anyone? Santa stops at 3 ho's! haha :)
     
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    Trailer park girl = brutal. The others? Yeah.. I could see it. Tiger's a man just like every other man. We got our weaknesses. His wife though is still the hottest.
     
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    Pontius Pitched tents are grody!

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    Been there a million times(not literally) and have resisted. Tiger is a sad motherfucker to be cheating on his beautfiful wife with dime a dozen skanks.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :biglaugh::clap:
     
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    Gosh, no kidding. C'mon, Tiger, step your game up, will ya.
     
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