Hey, we need a Space Force so we can develop something I'm calling lasers. They would be really cool, we could put them on something else I just thought of, space ships.
Didn't bezos already suggest we send the Donald to space? We didn't realize it would be in space force 1
Everyone knows Trump wants to be Darth Vader more than anything....he's obviously seen the new Hans Solo trailer and decided this will distract from the reality TV porn star lust drama
Darth Trumpo....hes dressed as vader and pulls off his helmet to reveal a clown face...make a funny picture. I'd draw it but I'm no artist.
This is the kind of shit you hear about before you find out there is an alien fleet on its way to wipe us out...just sayin.
If we can't even detect an asteroid until right before it passes the earth, I don't think we're going to see an alien fleet coming.
You're right, we wouldn't. That is if global warming weren't the direction of a higher evolved life force here on earth, tricking humans into terraforming the planet for them. You already know about trump and global warming. My guess is he told General Xclacxlooout (pronounced Oooooooorooooooooowwwwww) that we would no longer play this game. At which point the generals tentacles flared and he raged war, announcing the arrival of his fleet at approximately 9:17 am on February 15th 2030. PS- Yes the general resembles an octopus.
If there was an alien fleet that wanted to wipe us out, it wouldve happened by now. The UFO phenomenon is crazy though. There's no doubt it's legitimate and real, I just want to know the truth behind it.
I could give plenty of situations where this would not be true. In fact, the terraformation theory argues against that claim. It is much easier to use us as slaves to make the planet the way they want it, than it would be to exterminate the planet, clean it up, and then spend the time terraforming it. The truth behind it is that we are already under their control and powerless to defend ourselves. Put on your foil hat, smear yourself with mayonnaise, and hide in the closet waiting for the end to begin. The more serious truth is that I am one of them. BOO!
