Politics Trump Told G7 Leaders That Crimea Is Russian Because Everyone Speaks Russian In Crimea

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    I see everyone is Russian to make puns...

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    I would not at this point mind Canada invading. Hey, I also can speak French.

    I guess Mexico is part of Spain, Brazil part of Portugal, and Senegal part of France. Is Canada part of Britain or France?
     
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    Sure, why not? I mean, it makes perfect sense from a Trumpian world view. I'd just say that we'd need to take out Mexico as well. No longer a need for a wall along our northern border, and the border with Guatemala and Belize is a lot shorter than the current border with Mexico. Those dollars saved by not building that extra wall could go towards something beneficial to the world, like building more Trump hotel and golf course projects north and south of our current borders.
     
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    'Trump is ours!': Russian state TV celebrates Trump's suggestion that Crimea is part of Russia


    • A host of a news show on state-run channel Russia 24 declared "Crimea is ours! Trump is ours!" following a report that US President Donald Trump suggested Crimea is part of Russia.
    • Crimea, formerly part of Ukraine, was invaded and annexed by Russia in 2014.
    • BuzzFeed reported that during a dinner at the G7 summit Trump claimed Crimea is rightfully part of Russia because everyone there speaks Russian.

    Hosts of a show on Russian state-run TV channel Russia 24 celebrated President Donald Trump reportedly claiming to other world leaders that Crimea is part of Russia because everyone there speaks Russian.

    Two anonymous sources told Buzzfeed that Trump made the remarks at a dinner during the G7 summit in Canada.

    In a YouTube clip from Friday whose title roughly translates to "It is high time! Trump called Crimea Russian!," hosts of the Russia 24 show "60 minutes" discussed the BuzzFeed report, and seemed to interpret Trump's remarks as his official recognition of Crimea's status as Russian.

    At the end of the program, "60 Minutes" co-host Olga Skabeeva triumphantly declared "Crimea is ours! Trump is ours!"

    http://www.businessinsider.com/trum...sia-earns-praise-from-russian-state-tv-2018-6
     
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    Yes, Russia, he's yours. Please come pick him up ASAP.

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    The Ainu stole it from the plants and animals that evolved there, driving most of them into premature extinction.

    The current Japanese stole it from the Ainu after slaughtering most of their race.

    And since they are destroying the entire world's food chain by continually (for over 7 years now) flooding the oceans with radioactive waste causing the worst man-caused catastrophe in the history of The Earth, maybe they should accept ALL immigrants.
     
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