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  1. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    So everyone who lives in Portland is only there for the strip clubs and meth?
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I also thought his wife was from Portland. Or her parents live here. Or something like that.

    Wheels, can you clear that up for us? ;)
     
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    Bro.... You don't know that Steve Blake is bout that action!?!

     
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    I wonder how much we'd have to pay Blake to throw a chair at @HCP?
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    You'd have to pay him NOT to.
     
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    You stay the FUCK away from my man.... :dry:
     
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    I do, but weight classes exist for a reason.
     
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    Blake:

    Married a cheerleader from the Univ. of Maryland.

    His father and mother moved here when he first came to Portland. His father really likes it here and has a serious fear of flying.

    Blake is very connected to his church here.
     
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    You really think Beiber can fight? That 7 foot SOFTIE would get his ass whooped.

    I'm 5'9, 155 Wet and I've beaten up a 300+ lb man before. Real talk.

    It's not the size of the dog in the fight...
     
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    Leonard is an elite athlete built like a fire truck with almost a foot and 100 pounds (of muscle) on Blake. He wouldn't even feel Blakes punches. Where could Blake even punch him, his dick? Blake could have all the heart he wants but it wouldn't save him, lets be real. And soft? Just because he doesn't know how to play basketball doesn't mean he's scared to fight. He's not scared of Cousins, why would he be scared of Blake?
     
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    Honestly in a fight Meyers would be backing away crying and screaming "why are you fighting me?!" And Blake would be going MMA on his ass but not hurting him any.
     
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    I'm starting to think Beibs is really scared of Cousins, and it throws him off his game so much because he's internally laughing at Meyers. That's my only logical explanation.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    JF Much Respect. I'm a Ravens fan (avatar) so dis illusion is natural for both of us (except for last week).
     
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    So. None of that means he can take a punch. And yes he has a SOFT mentality which makes him SOFT.
     
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    Also, you don't need to be scared of someone to get your ass whooped.

    Fact is, I've never lost a one on one fight. And I've fought people way bigger than me. Almost everyone I've ever fought has been bigger.

     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Sick brags bruh
     
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    Not trying to brag. I'm only saying what's true.
     
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    Taking a punch is more physics than anything else so my money is on him taking blakes best shot just fine. Dude gets elbowed clean by literal giants, I think he'd be ok.

    Now what would happen if Leonard landed just one on Blake? Night night.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Hey, that guy's eyes are closed. What a weeny.
     
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    What makes you think he knows how to punch? Simply using size as a factor is where you fail.

    I'll bet dollars to doughnuts Butters hasn't EVER been in a fight with anyone that wasn't his brother.
     
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