Got back from surgery. Boy is fine, but his other testicle never developed. So he must carry on with one very large ball. Our surgeon says he can do sports still, but should wear a cup. Unlike most of us, all his eggs are in one basket, so he can't overcome a Przybilla-like whack to the nads and still have offspring. Except water polo. Apparently it's a common tactic in waterpolo to yank your opponent's nutsack to gain advantage, so that's a bad idea for him. Or any guy, if you want my opinion.
Sorry that he's Lance Armstrong, but I'm relieved to hear he came through the surgery okay. It's amazing to me after the birth of my own son how much more the health problems of other children hit me. You should purchase the album "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" and use a Sharpie to eliminate the "s" on "Big Ball(s)". Your son can sing that song in the singular and sing it with pride, knowing he has the biggest ball around.
You'd also have to change the lyric on a Pink Floyd song. Mother do you think they'll try to break my ball....
