Urinals To Be Banned In Portland Municipal Bathrooms

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  1. jonnyboy

    jonnyboy Well-Known Member

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    It’s ok to take a shit on the sidewalk though.

    #Priorities
     
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    I can see it now. All restrooms converting to unisex. More restrooms for homeless men to seriously foul up. HAHA! Yeah, have some of our lovely restrooms, ladies.

    1. Piss all over the toilet
    2. Piss all over the floor
    3. Toilet seat left up

    Women melting down over all that.

    I will be laughing my ass off!!!

    :biglaugh:
     
  3. MarAzul

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    Well this is not what happens.

    Fall of 2017 I had the MarAzul up the Suisun channel off to Suisun Bay to Suisun City. Very liberal bay area city, and I was going to say very diverse, but that ain't right, very few white people otherwise quite diverse.
    I tied the MarAzul up to the City dock in the Bay right in the middle of the town, lovely. Municipal heads, within 100 feet or so of the ramp up, great mooring to hang out for bit and chat with the folks. I did enjoy a week there.
    But the Municipal head, not so much. No urinals, just stalls. No men's and women's just two different doors and rooms, neither have urinals. Both rooms are so fucking disgusting that the only people that use it are???
    Hell I don't know but it appears people just walk in and piss or back in and do what they got to do. This ain't worth building.
     
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  4. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    The fuck you say about me and my family ?
     
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    jonnyboy Well-Known Member

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    Don’t forget about the fine literature that can be found scratched into the back of a shitter door.

    When people use the phrase “I saw the writing on the wall” they generally aren’t referring to the

    SuCk My DiCk BiTcH

    they saw scraggled on the wall above the TP dispenser next to the gang tag.
     
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  6. MarAzul

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    Not exactly. You do appear to lack any family of greater age than a pup.
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Not sure what the furor is all about. I mean, we’re (mostly) men. The world is our urinal........
     
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  8. bodyman5000 and 1

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    I gotta log in just to wreck you? I try and save my rare logins for jizzer.

    Anyway, as usual the libs CARE ENOUGH to ban something and then as USUAL one of the lemmings gets pissy (pun intended when someone points put their stupidity.

    Just to enlighten you on what it is like to live somewhere that people watch our water usage, I feel like shit (pun intended) when I go into a bathroom with urinals and pee in the actual toilet because I need to use some terlit paper for a "redo" or "comeback" as I call it.

    I COULD throw that used tissue in the trash but that seems gross so I flush it.
     
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    He ain't going to get it!:blush:
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Once again, please do not speak about my family or pretend to know anything about my familial situation.

    And all because I don't care where I take a piss.
     
  11. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Here's the thing: I don't care. Would I enact this if I was in charge? Hell no. However, it makes no difference to me. At all. Out of the 1000 issues I care about in the world this ranks about 992nd.
    No further comment. I don't feel a need to get in a pissing contest......
     
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    Are you saying that women have lots of disease from using public toilets? When we go downtown, from now on, my wife's just going to have to hold it.
     
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    Urinals are famous for having urine at the base where you have to be a gymnast to avoid standing in it while you urinate. No, that's the single drawback to urinals for men.
     
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    I'm going to agree with you except for the part about having less urine on the floor when you have a urinal.
     
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    Because women can't use them. That is their direct reasoning.
     
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    Have you read that? That's insane. I don't mind women having a women only restroom and I can tolerate men having a unisex restroom but removing urinals from our unisex restrooms is insane.
    I think it's only fair to point out that the Portland VA hospital has men's rooms, women's rooms and unisex rooms and none of the unisex rooms have urinals.
     
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    Just think what would happen at venues like the moda center. Crazy lines, buddy.

    Apparently the remodel of the Portland building will cost taxpayers $195,000,000. That is according to an article by kgw 8. No mention of the cost of the restrooms.

    Then we will hear later on that it will cost 70% more because of a planning snafu. Haha
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think this is good. It may lead to more dissatisfaction with the building, which may lead to it being torn down sooner, which would be a huge win for anyone who is not blind.

    barfo
     
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    Agree. It has always been a Post-modern eyesore.
     

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