Funny USA won't be in World Cup

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  1. e_blazer

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    I pulled out my 200 page list of things I care about. Took me awhile to search through it, but nope, soccer is still not there.
     
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    The fuck is futsal? I thought that is what soccer hipsters use to seem more educated and worldy?
     
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    IMG_0334.JPG Basically faster indoor soccer. Smaller ball. Crazy footwork.
     
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    Check out this video on YouTube:

     
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  5. EL PRESIDENTE

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    Oh yeah, we call that Manlet Ball on the streetz
     
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    So Futsal is indoor soccer?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Yessir. Watch those highlights man, its bananas
     
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    He said the streetz!! Fool your streets are Rodeo and Dayton maybe Wilshire!
     
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    Murray and Scholls. Don't come 'round dem parts yo.
     
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    Wow, I finally get why your wife likes you.

    Small balls she can kick.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    And I'm 90212 bro. South of Wilshire.
     
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    No. Indoor soccer is played on astroturf with a regular sized ball, futsal is played on a surface more similar to a basketball court or team handball court, with a smaller ball and smaller net than indoor soccer. Futsal can be played outdoors, and are common in soccer countries. There is even at least one in Portland that I know of.
     
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    Yeah we played that in PE class with a nerf ball then
     
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    I get we are decades behind some countries, but it's embarrassing that a country with our resources fails to make the world cup.
     
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    It's right below the Rock Paper Scissors world championship on my list.

    Ok, not right below....way below.

    But that isn't nice of me to share.
     
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    No, seeing how corrupt the world cup is, it's embarrassing if we were to take part in it.
     
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    Go Iceland......or.....ugh..... El Tri

    This is a huge embarrassment for the USMNT
     
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