LOL, it was an anatomically correct statue of a man that stood maybe a foot tall. I still get laughs telling that story, lol. And your sister couldn't have been more gracious. Tell her I said, "how YOU doin'..." in my best Joey Tribiani voice...
I knew you were too big of a SlyPokerDog to make me mod. Grow a set of SlyPokerDogs. Note - Pre-edited for your consideration.
Why wasn't Steve Holt an option? I would have even voted for Ann, or Egg, or Kass, or whatever her name was... But I guess Wheels can have the gig. It's probably some unionbusting thing by Denny to try and keep more of his gold.