Notice We Need a New Sign for LeBron

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  1. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    You know how to start a Go fund me? I'll help market it and spread the word.

    https://www.gofundme.com/
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    LeBron!!! Come and get not 1, not 2, not 3...
     
    dviss1, Apr 5, 2018
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  3. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    How about a pic of LeBron in a Blazers uniform with Dame with the caption:

    Lebron,
    Now you have a friend in the jewelry business!

    Or maybe even get Shane Co. to sponsor the billboard with a variation of their logo where "Shane Co." is changed to "Dame Co."

    [​IMG]

    BNM
     
    Boob-No-More, Apr 5, 2018
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  4. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Firstly, those billboards are such a waste of money.

    Secondly, that is such a horrible pitch. Who the hell wrote that?
     
    Natebishop3, Apr 5, 2018
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    Trying to come up with something built around "La" (feminine) and "Le" (masculine), to get in another dig at LA...
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Lebron with a Pinot mustache with the caption "got milk"
     
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  7. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    That would be NICE!!!
     
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    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    "WE'RE DOWN FOR RINGS 4-7"
     
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  9. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    "Hey LeBron, how about winning one for the OTHER Land."
     
    Natebishop3, Apr 5, 2018
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    Driew Well-Known Member

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    Lebron is in Portland a lot because of Nike. If anything the sign should say "Dame needs a third option, and it ain't you". lol
     
    Driew, Apr 5, 2018
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    First of all, FUCK HOUSTON AND LAL!

    Second of all, Simmons is basically a lesser version of LeBron who can't shoot or play without the ball so LeBron going there would be a weird fit whereas in Portland Dame and CJ would both thrive with LeBron kick outs.
     
    hoopsjock, Apr 5, 2018
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  12. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    How about "Hey Lebron, fuck off, you roid-jacked nitwit!"
     
    BlazerWookee, Apr 5, 2018
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    Bob Dobalina Funkee Human Being

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    I actually like the sign. It's just funny to me, in a we know there's no chance kind of way. It's also funny to read all the twitter responses of people who thinks it's some serious pitch to get Lebron here.
     
    Bob Dobalina, Apr 5, 2018
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    Charcoal Filtered Writing Team

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    How about:

    "Lebron, the Pacific NW rain cures baldness. Save your hair and win another ring!"
     
    Charcoal Filtered, Apr 5, 2018
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  15. tykendo

    tykendo Don't Tread On PDX

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    Great comment. That sign made PDX look stupid. 3rd option, huh. How 'bout LeBron, Dame, and Da Boyz "Unstoppable".
     
    tykendo, Apr 6, 2018
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Hey Lebron, please take the MLE
     
    Eastoff, Apr 6, 2018
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Not... This.... Lol
     
    dviss1, Apr 6, 2018
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Guys this isn't meant as a joke thread. I'm serious. The narrative needs to be changed that we're unintelligent fans...
     
    dviss1, Apr 6, 2018
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  19. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Why do you hate him so much?? And give me some logic. If LeBron was from Portland, left, came back and won us a ring, you'd love him...
     
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  20. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    How about a simple remake of the "Uh-oh!" poster Lebron, Dame, and CJ?
     
    BBert, Apr 6, 2018
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