Notice We Need a New Sign for LeBron

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  1. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I don't for a moment harbor any thought that Lebron James would even consider for a moment coming to Portland. But I think that's a shame, because in my mind the Blazers would be the perfect fit for him. He would LOVE playing with Dame. Dame would be the best teammate Lebron has had since Dwayne Wade. And he's clearly not been happy since he's been back in Cleveland. Trying not to go too Homer about it, but with Lebron I think the Blazers would be the best team in the league.
     
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    blue9 Well-Known Member

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    Whoa, careful out on that limb! /s
    ;)
     
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  3. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    He's the third option we've been missing :)

    :cheers:
     
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    DDolla Well-Known Member

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    How about Hey Lebron
    We have Better players
    Better Coaches
    And we have PapaG
     
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  5. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

    This would be PERFECT!
     
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  6. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    You're right about him being the best player on the planet and arguably the best ever. I'm wondering what would happen to the money if he chose not to come here.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    "Hey Lebron, there's not a player on our team that wants to have sex with your mom."
     
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    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    “*Except for maybe Evan Turner but we’ll send his freaky butt to Cleveland”
     
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    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    "**Maybe send your mom here when we do."
     
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    I agree with you. Is it his ego?
     
  11. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    "Lebron, no one in Portland will bang your mom. We already have Mrs. HCP for that. She is already our 3rd option, so you are all good. "
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    good job bros!

     
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  13. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Does that say: "Way not win another for the land?" WTF does that mean?
     
  14. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    It says "Why", not "Way"...it's just partially obstructed.
     
  15. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Thanks for the clarification.

    So it says: "Why not win another for the land?" WTF does that mean?
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    My son pointed this out to me on the way to practice last night!! I was PUMPED!!
     
  17. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    It's a not very well done play on Cleve-Land and Port-Land.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    LeBron...your name is weird.
    It belongs in Portland.
     
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  19. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    We need a new sign for Lebron. My finger is getting tired. /Wookee

    :cheers:
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    LeBron -- we got strip clubs!
     
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