Notice We Need a New Sign for LeBron

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  1. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    LeBron -- we won't fuck your mom
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Lebron, join Lillard on the Blazers and you guys can be LL Cool Team.
     
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  3. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    You're missing the PORTLAND underneath that?
     
  4. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    It sounds dummer than "We the north".
     
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    Sign with Portland and OHSU will throw in a lifetime supply of hair plugs! "
     
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    "Hey LeBron - if you live here you can get your Nike money in actual bags of banknotes delivered by hand"
     
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    Rastapopoulos Well-Known Member

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    "Hey LeBron - Bonzi was just kidding!"
     
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    Rastapopoulos Well-Known Member

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    "Hey LeBron - even at 36 you'd still be our most athletic player!"
     
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  9. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I'll take him hair plugs and all.... But that Liberty bell tho...

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    I have all the respect for LeBron as a person and skills as a player (no as much as an employee, but that a different topic), but I must say that he looks like the guy from Home Alone after he heat got burnt to a crisp.
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    That was fun.

    No way Lebron is coming here now.

    No way any top free agent is coming here now.
     
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  12. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Nope. Staying far away from here unless its to come destroy us like the Pelicans
     
  13. SportsAndWhine

    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    Yeah nobody is going to come here for the Unique Opportunity of Working Way Too Hard to Get to The Second Round.

    Gotta trade CJ to get someone now.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    If we were to get a new sign for Lebron, this is what it would need to say.

     
  15. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    And what the score is!!!
     
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  16. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Unlike the original lame ass sign, this one is actually clever.

    BNM
     
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    LEBRON, MRS. HCP IS WAITING
     
  18. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    This one might get his attention now
     
  19. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    The Portland metro area has about 2 1/4 Million people. Out of that maybe 1 1/2 Million are adults. Out of that maybe 10% or 150,000 are NBA fans. Out of that maybe 100,000 tops would contribute $7.50 average. That would be a grand total of $750,000.00. Do you think we could get LeBron James for 3/4 of a Million dollars?

    Nope, the money has to come from investor(s) who would expect a profit out of his/her/their risk.
     
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    I like it!
     

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