Drink enough beer and she'll be down the road, around the corner and out of sight. Dear God, don't tell my wife that I said that. Who would make sure I had on matched socks?
That's not me. That's my twin, Sly. Here's a selfie of me https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/59/Beaker_(Muppet).jpg/200px-Beaker_(Muppet).jpg