Well, I Screwed Up..

Nah, someone as sweet as you is FAR more deserving than being with an overbearing control freak. Wookiee would let you be free as a dove, baby! Yet, he'd love you as a best friend. Shoot, change the concept to a heart-felt love story and this could be worthy of a sequel!!

 

Just so you know, hairy paws and random vocalizations are both signs of a particularly high testosterone level. I'm just sayin'.

 

So we've heard......so we've heard.

 

Ummm, male pattern baldness is associated with high testosterone levels but hairy paws are a sign of, uh, errr, well... see prior post about 1 handed typing.

 

wicked burn

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that, Wooks!

 

ive found most women like to be doted on in public, and dominated in the bedroom

not to generalize or anything

although ive ran across a few that are the exact opposite

 

this is the epic smiley thread

 

I seriously wonder where Spud falls in this continuum?

 

You've got a girl. You're not supposed to wonder these things about other women.

But I'll bet.... like the icon in Brainiac's post......She flings pooh!

 

Ew?

 

never ran across a poo thrower yet, not for lack of trying

 

That's a good sign. It tells me that you've at least never hooked up with a monkey/ape.

 

no need to be racist

 

I'm not getting my hands dirty. Plus I have the means to hire some lacky to fling pooh should I need to do that.

 

This tells me you wouldn't have been a fit for Wook, anyway. He likes a girl that can get dirty.

 

Wait, this is what you did? This is what the thread is about?

send her a box of tampons and wish her well for the next week.

 

You wonder huh? Well I'd say it depends on my mood...

 

Never mind. Just go read your avatar.

 

I bet pooh can really work it's way into back hair...