This year the Karens are like: no fireworks, its too hot outside and you'll start a forrest fire! wahhhhhhh
Take the boat out very early for some bass fishing. BBQ latter afternoon Watch kids neighborhood parade
My Papa (grandpa) rest his soul used to smoke brisket at the buttcrack of dawn. He had a big Ole smoker and he would throw a bunch of brisket on there and sit next to it in his chair and drink on tallboy icehouses.
It has nothing whatsoever to do with celebrating the Revolutionary War, or the end of it. It's a celebration of the Birth of America, Land of The Free and Home of The Brave.
Maybe fish a little at home in the morning with my coffee. Go watch the July 4th parade in La Pine of course. Catch some live music and food at Frontier Days. Back home to play guitar, BBQ dinner, back to La Pine for the Fireworks Show at 10:00. Cap it off at home with the 12 gauge.
Nothing to do with the war. Nothing to do with any war. It's the Birthday of the greatest country in the history of the world, and it's US! It's our collective Birthday as Americans, as America is literally Of the People, by the People, for the People.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.
Maybe but the riverman is like...fuck that obnoxious noise pollution and hey....el prez...I think your house is smoking?
deleted my July 4th long rant...apologies to all and I hope you all enjoy the holidays! buzzkill out!
No, Karen’s are like I’m gonna light this Roman candles into your burnt ass lawn and there ain’t nuttin you gone do bout it! It’s my 27th amendment right motherfucker!
Driving to Idaho to watch my oldest daughter play basketball the following week. Supposed to be an awesome fireworks display about 5 minutes from the hotel...
