Wilt's parents were going to name him Milt, but they realized that he would never be a good enough player to have a name that cool. So they turned the 'M' upside down and named him Wilt.
Haha ahh man when I was watching the Jazz-Clippers game on T.V. They were talking about him and I thought they were saying MilF Palacio, haha. So I had to get on NBA.com and look at his profile then I finally found out that his name was MilT haha.
Milt Palacio is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Milt Palacio The fastest way to a man's heart is Milt Palacio's fist When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Milt Palacio. The Dinosaurs looked at Milt Palacio the wrong way once. ONCE As a teen Milt Palacio impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. Milt Palacio is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Milt Palacio CAN believe it's not butter. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Milt Palacio calls this "a slow Tuesday." Milt Palacio always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. Milt Palacio has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. It takes Milt Palacio 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Milt Palacio can touch MC Hammer. Milt Palacio played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Milt Palacio did in fact, build Rome in a day.
LOL, those were hilarious. My favourite: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Milt Palacio calls this "a slow Tuesday."</div>
lol, Maverick I'm assuming you won't mind if I put one of those in my profile. The NBA is reportedly releasing a line of "Got Milt?" commercials and magazine ads in which Milt uses his incredible balance to lie on the upper lip of various celebrities while they smile.
Milt Palacio is the Chuck Norris of basketball. Watching his missed layup is like getting a roundhouse kick to the face.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Maverick:</div><div class="quote_post">Milt Palacio is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Milt Palacio The fastest way to a man's heart is Milt Palacio's fist When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Milt Palacio. The Dinosaurs looked at Milt Palacio the wrong way once. ONCE As a teen Milt Palacio impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. Milt Palacio is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Milt Palacio CAN believe it's not butter. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Milt Palacio calls this "a slow Tuesday." Milt Palacio always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. Milt Palacio has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. It takes Milt Palacio 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Milt Palacio can touch MC Hammer. Milt Palacio played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Milt Palacio did in fact, build Rome in a day.</div> I have seen half of those but instead they used Chuck Norris
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Swish15:</div><div class="quote_post"> BOW DOWN! </div> *starts Steve Nash chant* M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! Man I wish we could have kept Milt, the Raptors would have a better record than Detroit right now!
Milt is the greatest, he scored 11 in 1st quarter against the Kings and Sloan told him to take it easy before he pissed off Artest
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting shapecity:</div><div class="quote_post">Milt gets more ass than a toilet seat.</div> Is that even possible?
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting NbaBaller:</div><div class="quote_post">Is that even possible?</div> If you have to ask, you don't know Milt.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting rookie789:</div><div class="quote_post">look all im asking is why does he deserve all those names??????????</div> Dude, it's an inside joke. Milt sucks, and they pretend to like it because they're just now discovering irony. Everybody thinks they're a comedian.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chuck:</div><div class="quote_post">Dude, it's an inside joke. Milt sucks, and they pretend to like it because they're just now discovering irony. Everybody thinks they're a comedian.</div> Don't listen to this clown. Everyone wants to be like Mike, but Mike wants to be like Milt
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting STCBBall3:</div><div class="quote_post">Don't listen to this clown. Everyone wants to be like Mike, but Mike wants to be like Milt</div> There are lots of funny jokes to be made about the NBA. You guys aren't clever, original, or anything other than retarded.
I saw a Jazz game and man Milt knows how to play no wonder you guys are saying he's hella good. Forget Jordan I wanna be like Milt!
