But you only have one working eye! A crafty weirdo could just hang on the other half of the room that is covered by your eye patch
When a weirdo is in the room (or on the deck, as we like to say in the pirate business), me timbers shiver. barfo
Funny, but you reminded me of a gig back in the day. Mid 80's? Doing one of the frats parties in their basement. I was playing guitar at the time and we were crunching out a Thorogood tune and guys kept putting shots on the speaker cab next to me. During the solo, I one-handed some riff and downed three in a row. They applauded like I achieved god level or something. Anyway, it was fun as hell.