I'd ask him "A huge number of people believe in obvious nonsense because of you. You've done nothing to prevent that. Your religion has held back human progress at every opportunity for 2000 years. You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?" barfo
Do you believe in the Big Bang? Well a Christian found that. Did you like electricity? well fancy that a Christian discovered it just for you. Pretty obvious you are blinded by your hatred.
No, sorry, don't have any hatred. Christians found the Big Bang and electricity? That's fine. I didn't say Christians are useless. I implied Christianity is worse than useless barfo
Under the Patriot Act, I'd turn him in for looking like an Arab bomber. During the torture, no one would hear from him for 2000 years.
Hat tips to Fez and barfo. Again, unanswerable question because the premise is disputed. There may have been a Yeshua (Jesus in Greek) who taught and preached in the Middle East around 2000 years ago and had a following, although even that is unproven. But the rest? Divinity, virgin birth, miracles, rising from the dead? And of course a lot of folks have claimed to be the second coming. How would YOU know it was the real dude? And BTW, is it necessary for Jesus to return as a male? But I'd guess I'd ask him/her if he/she every said anything about forced transvaginal ultrasounds and gay marriage being the fundamentals of his worship.
