Rolypoly. I got a two year old who says it in the most hilarious way. Roll-ah-pole. Busts me up every time.
Fellatio and defenestrate (because it's so specific). Somehow the word fellatio came up in front of my older brother and my parents. My dad and brother had no clue what it meant, for some reason i find this very amusing.
Fellatio is a great word. Cunnilingus is nice too. They both sound like something you'd order at a nice restaurant.
We have two fantastic specals tonight. Our first special for those who love seafood and/or root for Oregon State is cunnilingus. The cunnilingus is pan seared over steamed rice, so it should be a little pink in the middle. This cunnilingus is the finest caught in the State of Oregon and is not the least bit sour. Our chef is amazing and has personally inspected each product for proper ripeness and freshness. My mouth is watering right now as I think about it. I would also recommend steamed clams as an appetizer, as it contrasts the fresh cunninglingus. Might I also recommend an exotic Sherry to start things off? Our second special is a true delight for those who like red meat: Fellatio over steamed rice with asparagus. The fellatio is served bone-in and is lightly salted with rich seasonings. You will taste a hint of aged cheese in the sauce, which is yogurt based. I must warn you that fellatio is an acquired taste and those with an inexperienced pallette may gag. I recommend a pinot noir, which well accentuates the taste of the fellatio. Yeah.. I just went there...
