I think mine's worse. In order, I got: Isaiah Thomas Derrick Rose Eric Gordon Chris Paul Jordan Clarkson Complete smurf-ball unit and yes, I'm a 38-year-old born on the 30th with 22 letters in my name and 10 at the end of my phone number. Do what you want with that information. I'm not scurred.
Dion "The Soup Juggler" Waiters Harrison Fucking Barnes Jeff Teague Klay Thompson Victor Oladipo Ugh what a shitty lineup
I'm willing to give you two new players. Just give me the last four digits of your social security number and your credit card PIN so I can check them against the player key.
Malcom Brogdon Tyson Chandler Giannis Antetokounmpo Jusuf Nurkic (YES THANK YOU IPHONE BATTERY!!!) Jeff Teague