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  1. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    I was born before library patrons could have fathered me.
     
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  2. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    The funding is not the difficult part, it's the equipment and personnel required.
    We have hold him down, sprinkle it with pepper until it sneezes, grab it with tweezers, and then snip it off.
     
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  3. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    You guys have the strangest fantasies about my private parts.
     
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  4. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Cliffy is only 6'5" now? What the hell happened? Did someone put him in the dryer on high?
     
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  5. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    You're insulting a large team here.
    You've your nard man, your lipstick snipper, your pepperman, your tweezerman, and the holder-downers.
    I'm not even going to discuss 8 nipple torture.
     
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    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    Except;
    You are half bulldog, and half shih-tzu, which makes your comment bullshit.
     
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  7. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    They had to have been removed long ago. I can't imagine they'd let a stray roam this freely without having neutered you....
     
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  8. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    It's nice to see so many people volunteering not to win tickets or swag anymore.
     
  9. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Weird. I missed this?
     
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  10. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I believe I've kept my mouth about you shut!=]
     
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  11. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Damn. DAMN! After some unexpected time away from the board, and doing some catch up reading, I hit this thread. THIS SUCKS!!! I missed it.... Sounds like it was a blast for everyone too....

    Lol. Let's just plan on making the next event, right now. I got a new tandem bicycle!!! You get shotgun....
     
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  12. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    shotguns will liven up a meet and greet
     
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  13. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Damn sounds like y'all had fun. Sucks I missed this one.
     
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