When have you been less excited for the start of a Blazers season?

But he can't. Cronin spent all summer trying to get 2 #1s for him. Grant is more valuable to us than his trade value. Most of our players are playing at half-capacity due to our not having a head coach or a coach-designed system.

Hmm, a decision. Should I call him CB or Coach. Let's apply logic. He's a CB, but not a real head coach. A primitive semi-coach from thousands of years ago. He should be called BC.