Exclusive Which one?

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  1. yankeesince59

    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    Are you talking about actually having sexual contact?...or does just watching porn count too?
     
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  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    1) NBA
    2) Home Depot
    3) None
    4) Radical
    5) Burgerville
    6) Motor Home
    7) Blond
    8) Shaved
    9) MD
    10) Blues
    11) Bourbon
    12) Exercise
    13) Morning Sex
    14) Plackers
    15) Ford
    16) Lexus
    17) Other
    18) Mac
    19) Medium Rare
    20) San Diego
     
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  3. Road Ratt

    Road Ratt King of my own little world

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    1. NBA
    2. No idea
    3. None
    4. Neither
    5. Burgerville
    6. No idea
    7. No fair making me choose just one. Brunette
    8. Shaved
    9. MD
    10. R&R
    11. Bourbon
    12. Exercise
    13. Afternoon Sex
    14. Floss
    15. Ford
    16. Volvo
    17. Other
    18. IBM
    19. Eww
    20. Seattle
     
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  4. Hoopguru

    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure he's talking about contact....lol
     
  5. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    It’s four kids.
     
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  6. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    So that's why you have 6 kids!
     
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  7. calvin natt

    calvin natt Confeve

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    I respect all answers but you scare me if you pick Seattle over San Diego
     
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  8. Shaboid

    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    I've actually never been to San Diego, so it was by default. Also, I'm a (very sad) Mariners fan.
     
  9. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    1. NBA;
    2. Home Depot;
    3. Breakfast;
    4. Moderately Radical;
    5. Burgerville;
    6. Neither;
    7. Got mine and have no desire to upgrade;
    8. I always shave;
    9. Not sure what you're talking about. If it's tp then mine just magically appears on the tp roller;
    10. Blues;
    11. Wine (I like something with a fruity bouquet such as flours of sulfur and notes of empty wine bottles that were never rinsed such as Gallo, Trader Joe's Charles Shaw Blend wines or a high quality box wine);
    12. Exercise if I could only do it right. I do a little bit, as much as I can endure. I'm a big believer in exercise and have experienced too many of the bad things that come with weed. That's all I'm going to say about that;
    13. What's sex? I seem to have some sort of distant recollection that the best time is anytime;
    14. Don't know what a placker is but if it is what I think it is, then shame on you, you dirty boy;
    15. Neither;
    16. Volvo, I've got one that just arrived in Tacoma and it will arrive here soon;
    17. Other;
    18. Do I look dumb? Don't answer that. IBM;
    19. Charred medium rare;
    20. San Francisco but can't get there due to dialysis logistics. Next choice is Seattle but don't have time to go there when we take our juant up to Ft. Lewis near Tacoma where I buy stuff tax free.

    Now, which one of you lucky bastards matches up with me and gets to date me?

    ps when you consider whether to date me or not just remember I can get toilet paper at Ft. Lewis. They've always got it because that's a government operation and they're full of shit.
     
  10. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    1) NBA or NFL - MLB
    2) Home Depot or Lowes - Home Depot
    3) Breakfast or None - Breakfast, the best meal of the day.
    4) Moderate or Radical - Moderate
    5) Burgerville or Jack In the Box - Jack in the Crack
    6) Motor Home or Travel Trailer - Motel Room
    7) Blond or Brunette - Redhead(ed woman to get the job done)
    8) Shaved or Not - Either way as long as they’ve bathed
    9) MD or Osteopath - MD (with a side of chiropractor)
    10) Blues or R&R - Blues
    11) Wine or Bourbon - Beer, beer and more beer.
    12) Exercise or Pot - Pot. What is this exercise you speak of???
    13) Morning Sex or Afternoon - Anytime, anywhere
    14) Floss or Plackers - Plackers (or a reasonable facsimile)
    15) Ford or Chevy - Honda
    16) Volvo or Lexus - Acura
    17) IPhone or Other - IPhone (if I really have to have a phone)
    18) Mac or IBM - Mac
    19) Rare or Medium Rare - Still mooing
    20) Seattle or San Diego - Victoria BC

    Thank God we have more choices than those listed. But fun little game to pass the time.
     
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  11. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Here's a suggestion. Why not make it a poll so those of us with fat fingers don't have to do all that damned typing?
     
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  12. Hoopguru

    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    lol....
    #4 - one or the other - moderate or radical
    #6 - assuming you would go RV'ing - Motor Home or Travel Trailer
    #8 - not talking about you - shaved or unshaved?
    #9 - was do you prefer a Medical doctor or Dr. of Osteopathic Medicine
    #13 - ok not letting you off the hook here - during your domineering period, sex in the morning or afternoon. One or the other.
    #15 - Ford or Chevy? not asking if you have one, what do you prefer between the two?
    #16 - not San Francisco Seattle or San Diego?

    lol...just like an engineer, sit in a cubicle for hours working on something precise to meeting marketings objective's, and you go side ways, and have to start over!
     
  13. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    4. I refuse to say;
    6. I would never do either;
    8. Oh that. Naughty boy;
    9. M.D.;
    13. In my early days I had a nympho and it was often all day;
    15. I use to prefer Chevy and maybe still do but I've really no longer got anything against Fords;
    16. I've been to San Diego a few times but I used to live in Seattle and absolutely love it. If you're ever there and want great great seafood go to Ray's Boathouse on Lake Washington, best grilled Chinook I've ever had. Kind of spendy, though.
     
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  14. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    SHOULD HAVE PUT AN OPTION FOR CHINESE MEDICINE
     

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