Who is Serena Winters?

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  1. riverman

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    The check clears...she can start being deranged...after the divorces...they party like rock stars again
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    I'm no expert, but I think it can be both. Look at Mags, he still hasn't come back.
     
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    I'm holding out hope that his enthusiasm was rewarded with something like the Ambassadorship to the Grand Caymans or something and he's just off the grid...
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    he went all in. Almost seemed like he had fallen for a cult.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Well, he's about as qualified for that position as most of Trumps appointments...
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Damn. She's a cutie pie. Hope she's good at her job.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Whats her job? And for who?
     
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    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    He got his tax cuts

    That’s all it ever was for him imo

    $$$
     
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    They've already warned her about you and the van....
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Wasn't his mother from Hong Kong or something? She's the one with money. Maybe she got a consulate position because of his work...in the corner, with the green visor, stack of passports, and filthy inkpad, wielding a heavy rubber stamp.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    That surfer van has quite a reputation after dark...
     
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  12. riverman

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    candy van.jpg
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    In 9th grade, my best friend's older brother was a mellow surfer. Cruised when he wasn't surfing. His van had expended rubbers lying around inside. Does "cruise" still mean what it used to mean? It meant, pick up girls.
     
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    cruise now means scientology
     
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    Ok so does anyone know what her new job is here?
     
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    She's replacing you.
     
  17. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    She's more than welcome to it.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Almost?
     
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    Her twitter account is still all Laker shit so I'd assume we won't know until after the all star break at this point.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    This. If we lose Brooke for some LA woman, I am going to press my naked body against the windows of the Blazers FO.

    Don't make me do it, FO.
     

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