So I'm not the funniest, smartest, best informed, most interesting, most ethical, thinnest, fattest (close), most atheist, most Jewish, fastest, best at growing facial hair, thickest cocked, longest cocked, most annoying, most argumentative, most peaceful or best smelling, but I'm the only one with an 8' by 8' poster of a bike. That's all I've got to hang my hat on. off to cry now.
You try way too hard. Girls are not attractive to guys when they are obviously trying really hard and come across as desperate and needing attention. You do the same with your comedic attempts.
Screw that! So what we need are a bunch of boring posters who never want to appear as if they are trying? Ill take jlprk and his attempts at humor every time over the same old sex with Mrs. HCP joke. Try, sometimes fail, but try to actually be funny, interesting, even annoying, but boring just sucks.
Who said that? I don't want a bunch of boring posters. But that isn't what this thread is about. This thread about about which poster is the funniest. It can't be somebody that comes across desperate and trying too hard.
OK, not completely devoid of humor. Last night she told me you guys were hilarious, with your pants down.
There are several things I'd like from people in the forum, but pity is not one of them Neither are lack of common sense STD's
The worst std is love It fills you up like a belly button full of microwaved marshmallows, and its just as hard to get rid of
