OT Who Should Get Each Job if Paul Allen Cleaned House and Replaced Everyone w/ S2 Members?!

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  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I would agree to this, if only to see you try to choreograph a dance and then show them how to do it.
     
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    You want to see ME dance?
    That's a little weird yo.
     
    H.C., Apr 24, 2018
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    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    We'll have to license the use of the name "Garfield" the cat once HCP takes on that role. Blaze had a little too much kibble.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    No need to let out the seams. He can wear the current costume on his FACE and a new version on his body. It will look like Blaze riding bigger Blaze's shoulders.
     
    bodyman5000 and 1, Apr 24, 2018
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    HCP can use his old costume as El Fuego!
    Mexican Wrestler HCP.jpg
     
    riverman, Apr 24, 2018
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    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    That’s THE El Fuego to you!
    :ghoti:
     
    SportsAndWhine, Apr 24, 2018
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    BBert: Blazer Dancers Fluffer
     
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    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    That’s great until you see which S2 members are the new dancers...
     
    SportsAndWhine, Apr 24, 2018
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    Maybe that's what he was hoping for?!?!?
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    QUOTE="BonesJones, post: 4441875, member: 28723"]Fun little exercise. Who would be the best S2 poster for each job?

    Front Office:
    President: @Denny Crane
    GM@BonesJones
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    Head of Marketing@stampedehero (I have a college degree in marketing)
    Chief Ambassador@darkwebs
    Head of Security@HCP
    Head of Scouting@OrionBailey
    Head of International Scouting:Kaiser Sorcese

    Coaching:
    Head Coach@dviss
    Big Man Coach@ptldPlatypus
    Other Assistants@JadeFalcon and all others posting in a forum
    Head of Player Development@CupWizier

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    Waterboy(s)all newbies
    Ballboy(s)@riverman (part time upon his request)

    Name other jobs if you want and I'll add them to the list:[/QUOTE]
     
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    @BonesJones I'm kinda surprised your list didn't have you doing most of the jobs. :wink:
     
    hoopsjock, Apr 24, 2018
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    folks we have a winner!
     
    riverman, Apr 24, 2018
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    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, Apr 24, 2018
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    Comic relief clown = me. Ya know, to make everyone else feel better about themselves, cuz they're not me. :)

    Current roster can scrimmage against me and succeed with ease always b/c I'm a scrub, frail, pushover!

    Oh wait, mascot! Blaze the cat?!
     
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    dead247, Apr 24, 2018
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  15. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Savage.
     
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    Give me the GM and i bring Kevin Durant and LeBron James to Portland
     
    Labinot41, Apr 24, 2018
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    hoopsjock Well-Known Member

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    No wonder you have such unrealistic expectations.
     
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    SportsAndWhine Dumbass For Hire

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    This is all great but does MarAzul know there's a shot clock and you can dribble the ball now?
     
    SportsAndWhine, Apr 24, 2018
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    No, but the ball movement will be phenomenal.
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, Apr 24, 2018
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Big man coach, I like that
     
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