Who wants to sit courtside with me on Thursday? (auction)

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by KingSpeed, Apr 26, 2011.

  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I know FAMS! That's why I was messin' with you! You should add to the auction the chance to meet the HCP in the media room at halftime! That is if you really wanted to drive the price up!
     
  2. KingSpeed

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    Are you offering that?
     
  3. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    If I get to meet HCP, I up my offer to two blowjobs.
     
  4. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
  5. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Sure, I'll probably be in there with my boy Cuban!
     
  6. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I would bid higher, but alas I already have 2 tickets and wouldn't want my girl to sit alone.
     
  7. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I'll take care of your girl!
     
  8. KingSpeed

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    There you go, magnifier. Let HCP take care of your girl.
     
  9. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Shouldn't take long.
     
  10. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Wait a minute... Let me get this straight... We pay at least $750 for one ticket and we have to sit next to KingSpeed? Srsly?
     
  11. TradeNurkicNow

    TradeNurkicNow piss

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    You either just complimented mags' GF or that was a hilarious self-zing
     
  12. oldguy

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    You are ALL going to hell you know.

    Go Blazers
     
  13. Ed O

    Ed O Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    I hope he doesn't mean his daughter... :|

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  14. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    How do you think he got the nickname "Speedy"?
     
  15. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    :dunno: I always assumed it was just because he was Mexican. :dunno:

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  16. TradeNurkicNow

    TradeNurkicNow piss

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    HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

    I get it
     
  17. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    But think, oh the stories you could tell afterward... :grin:
     
  18. BoBoBREWSKI

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    I think KingSpeed should donate the $$ from the ticket to the Trail Blazers Make it Better Foundation.
    I'm sure local news would eat it up. "Trail Blazer fan auctions off Courtside ticket for Make it Better".

    http://www.nba.com/blazers/makeitbetter/
     
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  19. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Hahaha! Yeah unfortunately she not into Mongols. She may make an exemption here. But in all seriousness king. You may be a little embarrassed with me. I may get myself thrown out.
     
  20. Charcoal Filtered

    Charcoal Filtered Writing Team

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    Yeah, just think of it.

    "This one time, on the message board, I was like .... checkmate!"
     

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