Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Rockets edition

Fuck Pope Gregory XIII +2

 

Tom Hanks, obviously. I mean, Apollo 13 is at the epicenter of Houston’s problems, but Castaway, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Philadelphia…on and on. Things always go to shit whenever that asshole is around.

 

Rockets? Easy answer. As Rasta would put it, F’ Elon Musk. He is to blame for it all.

 

Aawwwshiit. Beat me to it.

 

You might be on to something….or just on something. Either way, +2

 

You cheat off people in high school, not here in the game to end all games. 0

 

And now an excuse. What’s next, your dog eat your answer? -1

 

Thanks for being kind. As soon as i saw his post i figured for sure i was deep in the negative.

 

This is literally my catch phrase +1

 

I blame Project Paperclip. The Rockets would never be launching so high and so fast without this controversial operation. Just not a big fan of using Nazis to get ahead but history tells us that's the only way the Rockets in Houston got to where they are right now.

 

Nazi blaming is worth quality points. I’ll decide later how many. At least 2 though, don’t you think?

 

Well that was as expected. The Rockets are good and we are coached by Chauncey Billups. Now, I actually think Billups will be a good coach someday, but right now he has no business being a head coach in the NBA. But, without further ado, tonight's bitch is easily Grant. Fuck that guy and his face. Hope he is gone soon. Joe needs to convince Sacramento to part with Huerter somehow. That is the type of player who needs to be on the floor with Scoot and Sharpe

Standings
Riverman 1 (34)+2 for taking responsibility for his actions
Sly 1 (34) +2 For blaming Sir Elton John. Can you feel the loss tonight?
Andalusion 1 (31) +2 for stepping up and being a damn man
MM 1 (29)
Ptld platypus 1 (29)
Quatro 1 (26) +1 BLAME THE DAMN BILLIONAIRES. FUCK THOSE GUYS
Hoop Guru 1 (22)
Phat 1 (17) +1 The meds can certainly get in the way
Lawai’a 0 (16)
SharpeScooterShooter 1 (13) -1 for cheating off another poster. +1 for saying fuck that shit
crandc 0 (12)
SheedSoNasty 1 (12) +2 for the alien/Sam Cassell reference
everything beagle 0 (9)
Cugel 0 (8)
Mick Zagger 0 (8)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Wook 0 (7)
blazerkor 1 (6) +3 I decided to give an extra point for originality. You know with Nazi's, the more I learn about those guys, the more I don't care for them -Norm Macdonald (paraphrasing)
e_blazer 1 (6) +2 Tom Hanks is a bitch, and we all know it
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 1 (5) +2 All that Pope did was give us 2 days off a week
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
SwissBlazer 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did