Why Seattle should never get a NBA team again

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  1. donkiez

    donkiez Well-Known Member

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    the title of the thread should instead be "Why its so fun to watch the Lakers suck because of Kobe's ego and contract."
     
  2. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    so in your sig is that a timbers player doing the matthews 3 arrow? or did matthews take it from him? either way pretty awesome they give each other props like that
     
  3. PHXBlazer1

    PHXBlazer1 Well-Known Member

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    I just wanted to mention Fuck Seattle
     
  4. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    With what though? You have these 4 choices...

    1.) a string having 10 sharp razors tied onto it?
    2.) a large club with splinters and nails
    3.) a jack hammer
    4.) All the Above
     
  5. PHXBlazer1

    PHXBlazer1 Well-Known Member

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    Just like in college, when in doubt, go with "All of the above"!
     
  6. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    This! There's this attitude amongst many in this area that if you're a Blazer fan, then somehow you have to suck the Seattle dick like the rest of the sports world. And lately, I've never seen so much cock sucking by the sports media about the Shehags in my life. "Russel Wilson" *Suck Fap Suck Fap* "Superbowl Champions" *Suck Fap Suck Fap Tickle Balls* = Sports Media. It's fucking sad. Never seen so much dick sucking in my life; never.

    But hey: born and bred 9er fan here. So go figure.

    Fuck Seattle. That whole goddamn city can fall into the ocean for all I care. I hope they never get another basketball team in the history of the NBA. Go Greenbay.
     
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  7. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    You are just jelly.
     
  8. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Of SEATTLE? The same Seattle that's overrun by pissy liberals and bandwagon Shehawk fans, along with horrible traffic and crime?

    Don't make me laugh.
     
  9. BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94

    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    Lol the bandwagon slight is so funny. Seattle fans have always been there... If we wanna talk bandwagon why don't we talk about the Santa Clara 49ers whose 'fans' try to pump up the crowd on third down when they have the ball LOL

    The liberal angle is hilarious as well considering San Francisco (well, they aren't in SF anymore I guess) is like the most liberal place ever.

    Bottomline fuck California and ALL their teams. California could dissappear from the map and I wouldn't give two shits.
     
  10. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I would greatly miss Disneyland!
     
  11. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    Well, even though the FedEx St. Jude classic is that week, ABC doesn't have the rights, so we should be good with the trophy celebration not being pre-empted.
     
  12. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Bullshit. I went to a Seahawk/9ers game up in Seattle in the late 90s, and the Kingdome was EMPTY. And I've lost count the number of seattle "fans" I've asked on who their only HOF Coach is, only to have them look at me with a blank, stupid expression. And some have even said "umm...uh...Pete Carrol...?" No joke. :rolleyes3::doh: I couldn't make that up if I tried.

    Not bandwagons my ass. Nice try though.
     
  13. BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94

    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    Lol using the late 90s is a horrible thing to base your fan meter on. The rose garden was empty most nights from 04-06, are Blazer fans bandwagoners?
     
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    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    There is always Disney world... But Florida is pretty bad too lol
     
  15. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Oh but wait a minute: you just said "seahawk fans have always been there". So...where the hell have they been until 2012? Did a bunch of Raider fans move North at one time?
     
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    Lol you're such a typical bitter whiner fan. Iirc it was your team that was utter shit the last decade. Where were your fans? Did you got for the Seahawks were in the Super Bowl in 2006? Was the homefield advantage not huge then? Of course there are bandwagon fans but the majority of Seattle fans have always been Seattle fans.
     
  17. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    What exactly is so awesome about Vantucky?
     
  18. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Disneyworld doesn't have Indiana jones!
     
  19. BrianFromWA

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    Disney World has Epcot.
     
  20. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I'd miss Yosemite, the Eastern Sierra, Death Valley, the Redwoods, etc. California is a HUGE state with a lot of geographic diversity. Heck, get away from the major population centers and it's also politically diverse. There's a lot to California besides LA and the Bay Area.

    BNM
     

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