Will Barton

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  1. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    I'm a douche.

    I'll give draft picks out for free like they're little drops of heaven happiness teardrops that appear every single time I pee.
     
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    I recommend not watching the Notebook whilst peeing.
     
  3. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    Thanks for your beneficial advice. I'd offer you advice on STD's. I have no experience, so I'll just recommend not being a douche.
     
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    What is The Notebook?
     
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    Something you don't want to pee on
     
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    Nah, man. I'm cool. Happy to pee on stenuus anytime, despite him/her loving it.
     
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    Now I'm -really- glad I didn't show up on Friday. lol.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Talking about Will the Thrill drives people into a frenzy.

    Watching him play merely drives them crazy.
     
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    Me too. Your posts are full of douche-full-ness.

    I'm thankful that the people of S2 didn't witness that shit.
     
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    You do realize I'm actually a really nice person?

    I mean, I at least say that on the dating service websites.
     
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    Are you on tinder?
     
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    Are you? <3
     
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    No.

    Don't think the wife would be happy there.
     
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    Will has 17 points and 4 steals and is +10 in 27 mins.

    Happy for him.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    He certainly was one of the most engaging...and even endearing...individuals we've had on the roster in awhile. I wish we had kept him...even though we don't have room. He was always a Vinnie "The Microwave" Johnson in my mind....
     
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