OT Woman in Walmart pees on potatoes

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    So many questions, but the main one is HOW IN THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE PISS ALL OVER POTATOES, AN EMPLOYEE WITNESS IT, AND STROLL THE FUCK OUT OF THE STORE?
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    That is not the main one. The main one is, did WalMart later hose off those potatoes and sell them?

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    Yes, as Yukon Golds.
     
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    So,this is how the Irish potato famine happened
     
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    Retail store employees are told not to go after or touch a person who is stealing items from their store. Instead you call the police.

    Do you expect an employee earning minimum wage to go after a person who pissed on potatoes? Get the fuck outta here with that! :biglaugh:
     
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  8. Mediocre Man

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    I expect security, which every Walmart I've seen has, to detain the girl until police get there.

    Or follow her, or get her plate number, or something. DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE
     
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    HAHAHA. Walmart security. HAHAHAHAHA!
     
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    Me American, me play joke
    Me go pee-pee all over the potatoes at Walmart.
     
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    Word!

    I’ve pursued thieves before, they encourage it until the point where you physically apprehend or put your life or their life in danger (No chasing the determined ones across the busy intersection; rather just watch and see if the get splatted).

    If I saw someone doing this however, I’d presume they are bat shit crazy and keep my distance. Calling a hazmat trained employee and joking around with them. “Yo somebody just pissed on the potatoes and as the first person who came to mind I decided to call you!”
     
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    Props to her for getting it done. Tougher job for a woman, she must have had to crawl up onto the potato bin in order to get good coverage. A dude could just arc a stream on them while walking by slowly. Bold move here.
     
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    What for? You’ll kill any bacteria when you cook them.
     
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    fish and chips with sea salt and vinegar?
     
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    They probably figured watching her live pee tape was enough payment
     
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    Technically watching in shock is doing something
     
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    Story said the potatoes were at ground level. I'm having trouble imagining that store display, but that's what it said.

    barfo
     
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    Walmart now has a dig-your-own section.
     
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    Why didn't you say that in the first place?
     
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    Oooooooooooooh, gross.
     
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