Working For The Blazers......

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  1. Nate

    Nate #itsokaytobewhite #wakandaforever BANNED

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    Well, I've worked as technical writer and that is transferable. Writing press releases & articles.

    Unless they need a caterer.
     
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    I remember going to games many years ago and there was a blimp that would fly around during halftime and stuff (I think it was "commander Holcomb and the Ford blimp fly"?), and one game it crashed into the stands and the audience struggled to push it away. Pretty hilarious. I don't remember anything about the game but I remember that.
     
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    To me, the one job I would enjoy would be as a scout.
     
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  5. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I could see myself doing that...writing press releases & articles for the Blazers
     
  6. BrianFromWA

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  8. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Quality dude right there. Knows his shit!
     
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    Yes! Funniest thing I ever saw was them trying to squeeze that thing through the entrance.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    This is why Sly has only made love to inflatable "woman" ever since.

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    Don't sell yourself short. Replace CanTzano.
     
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    dviss, I don't think Canzano works for the Blazers, does he? Doesn't he work for Oregonian?
     
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    He works for the Golden State Warriors.
     
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    I would be their official rabble rousing mascot and I would body slam you at half court at half time!
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    Fan is the only job I'd want. Pay me to go to the games, wear the gear, podcast about the team, etc :)
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Video/replay guy.
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Equipment/uniforms! Traveling with the team? Sign me up!
     
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    I've actually been working with a football helmet company recently that does RFID equipment tracking. It's a pretty cool setup. So I guess I'd put myself down for equipment manager. Blazer dancer "equipment", mainly...
     
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    One of those guys on the stunt team that gets to toss little spinners in the air and look up their skirt. Seems like a good gig, prime seats for viewing. Clap things together to get people pumped up, slingshot shit into the crowd, bang those little spinners.
     

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