Well, I've worked as technical writer and that is transferable. Writing press releases & articles. Unless they need a caterer.
I remember going to games many years ago and there was a blimp that would fly around during halftime and stuff (I think it was "commander Holcomb and the Ford blimp fly"?), and one game it crashed into the stands and the audience struggled to push it away. Pretty hilarious. I don't remember anything about the game but I remember that.
I would be their official rabble rousing mascot and I would body slam you at half court at half time!
I've actually been working with a football helmet company recently that does RFID equipment tracking. It's a pretty cool setup. So I guess I'd put myself down for equipment manager. Blazer dancer "equipment", mainly...
One of those guys on the stunt team that gets to toss little spinners in the air and look up their skirt. Seems like a good gig, prime seats for viewing. Clap things together to get people pumped up, slingshot shit into the crowd, bang those little spinners.