Notice Yankees Trade Talks pt.2

Ok be prepared this is a Doozy. When I found out my EX-Husband cheated on me I kicked him out and Shortly afterwards I had my Neighbor who was screwing a COP but it wasn't her Boyfriend to set me up with one of his Co-Workers and I Fucked him and had her tell the whole POLICE DEPARTMENT to embarrass him. He called me the next day and called me a Dumb Fucking Whore so I said "you created me". I told him to Mail me the Divorce Papers and we will get this Shit over with. You see Rick I don't get Mad I get EVEN.

 

...holy crap...wtf is going on here?

 

LOL....Just letting off some steam Ron. I told you guys I was Crazy.

 

Nathan Eovaldi (groin) will throw a Bullpen Session Thursday as per Meredith Marakovits.

 

Brett Gardner (wrist) is scheduled to hit in the cage on Wednesday as per Meredith Marakovits.

 

It really amazes the hell out of me that these ATHLETES have 4-5 months to get healthy & yet report to spring training hurting.

 

Have you been talking to My BOYFRIEND again??? Wow I didn't realize you were that JEALOUS.

 

BTW Rick..... Do you still want his AUTOGRAPH when I see him??? I can give it to you at The GAME sometime this Season.

 

The only autograph I'd like from him would be on his check written out to me for a few grand.

 

Done...... I am going to SEND you a MESSAGE soon, I need you to READ it ASAP just let me finish my WORK.

 

Brett Gardner (wrist) will be held out of Grapefruit League Games until Mid-March as per Jared Diamonds.

 

...unfuckingbelievable.

 

My thoughts exactly Ron. lol

 

Padres signed LHP Christian Freidrich to a Minor League Contract with an Invitation to Spring Training as per Dennis Lin.

 

Christian Yelich OF (back) is expected to make his Grape Fruit League debut on Friday as per Joe Frisaro.

 

Padres signed LHP Matt Thornton to a Minor League Contract with an Invitation to Spring Training as per Ken Rosenthal.

 

Stephen Vogt C is expected to DH in a Split-Squad Game Friday as per Susan Slusser.

 

Braves signed LHP Phil Coke to a Minor League Contract with an Invitation to Spring Training as per Chris Lott.

 

Yankees Manager Joe Girardi indicated that Brett Gardner (wrist) took part in a full round of Batting Practice on Tuesday as per Erik Boland.

 

Aroldis Chapman (Suspension) is scheduled to make his Yankees Debut on Thursday as per Marly Rivera.