Lasagna gives up four hits and two runs. The bullpen shits the bed for the second game in the row; giving up seven hits and four runs. Don't ever believe it when the Press says what an awesome Bullpen the Yanks have...
Yanx 11 K's and 1-6 w/RISP... This is like doing the same old soft shoe tap dance over and over since Opening Day 2018. Shity defense, shittier bullpen, really fkd up offense, and the manager who only knows how to blow bubbles. This is an official call for baBoone to fire himself and resign. Bill Murray needs you in Charleston bonehead....
....^^^^ At this point in Yankee fantasy / reality whichever one is more applicable and they both are. You are going to need Boilermakers. Malt liquor and malted bourbon.
Traveling from Baltimore to Houston is like getting a free ticket to Disneyland then getting held up by crooks who relieve you of that free ticket and you are stranded in no man’s land. Is this how these Yankee will roll?
....^^^^ Launch scrubbed, abort abort, mission scrubbed. Team and Mgr not firing on any cylinders. Mission Control assistance requested: We're gonna Strap the Asses of our GM & Mgr, entire coaching staff, Owners too, to that malfunctioning Rocket and send it to Mars, even though theres only enough fuel to get to the moon. Maybe they can catch up to that Tesla.... Go for launch and Godspeed be we you.
