Dug up? Let's take a chainsaw to Him.... I can only imagine at what King George would do at this point?? You know he would be pissed as hell unsettled and ready to execute Trashman and his Muppet puppets ... King George would ban bubble gum chewing in Yankee Stadium or in a Yankee uniform...
Right now there is a serious shortage of maple syrup. In fact there is none at all. May I suggest boysenberry...
Three consecutive hits Voit drives in the parrot. Good thing the parrot didn't have to slide in at home, he would have wound up like a turtle on his back and missed the plate... DiDi at 3rd, Voit at 1st and GT Strikes out. All with 2 Outs...
Again after 3 innings Yankees down 7 - 0.....first, Paxton, a Cashman sure pick, fails on the big stage & then Boner selects Hale who promptly joins the Yankee Wreaking crew and gives up 2 more runs. And Boner keeps grinding on his bubble gum begging for someone to do his job......and failing miserably.
GIDP by LeMahieu a rally killer. When the team MVP ain't getting hits with men on it spells doom for the rest of the offense.
Replay is totally insufficient 4 and automated umpire system of telemetry. That was clearly a foul ball clearly. There was more than definitive evidence you could see the freaking divot in the dirt where it landed. #NoMoreMLBumps
This game was lost in very first inning. Proof that the RedSux are in Yankee pitchers’ heads. Such games do not bode well come playoff time.
The Yankees have given up 48 runs in the last 4 games. You don't win many games when you average giving an opponent an avg of 12 Runs a Game. An equipment man with a Ouija board could manage this team, especially the non-existent pitching staff. Hicks threw a 105 mph rocket on a rope, from LF to home plate; to mail the runner, in one of his early years. Perhaps Hicks can pitch. Perhaps Frazier is a blazing hurler in disguise. Rumor Has It Ichiro is coming out of retirement to be the mystery SP Trashman is pursuing.. Betts has 3 HR's and the parrot has 3 strikeouts. Paxton 9 Strikeouts, 0 Walks, in 4 IP, 4, 4, only FOUR IP with 7 Earned Runs, with 9 K's and No Walks...!!!
The Yankees pitching staff has given up 5 more earned runs in the last 4 games, than Bob Gibson did in one entire year, 1968...!!! I bet baboons laptop of sabermetrics is missing and he is too scared to report it. Like a cop losing his gun not quite though. It's obvious Rothschild did not take it he can't read the pitching charts anyway.
Yankees starting pitchers: Tanaka 7 - 6 4.79 ERA Happ 8 - 5 5.23 German 12 - 2 4.03 Sabathia 5 - 5 4.50 Paxton 5 - 6 4.72 Not one has an ERA under 4.00. Not one is a representative of championship pitching. Yankee fans need to be aware that this group of pitchers are not going to bring a championship.
