From what I read, that guy should be kept in manacles! In my freshman year in the dorm, my semi-friend actually gave me a titty-twister. He did it to both boys and girls.
From the posts I see that Wookee stands about 6-6, weighs 345, has a 3-foot red beard housing an adult eagle, and wins ribbons at logging contests. Yet he hates hippies. What's with that?
I suppose standing the anchor watch on a yacht with a very conservative skipper would really give you the chudders.