Zach Randolph at it again...

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

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    Having children causes more negative effects on society than weed.

    Not many people are willing to admit this.
     
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    I'll take Zbo and the 2lbs of weed over Meyers
     
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    That's why I said no when you asked me to impregnate you.
     
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    Hell, Butters might be a better player if he smoked. Smoking weed makes you not give a shit what people say. LOL.

    Regarding the OP:

    The war on drugs is bullshit and fuck Reagan for it.
     
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    The less you know about athletes the better. A lot of the big time players get protected.
     
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    With weed, driving while stoned seems to much hassle....with alcohol, you feel confident you can still drive
     
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    Leg humping won't get him prego... so go wild & hump some leg & pee on some furniture!:headbang:
     
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    Sly thinks puppies are born from dog drool
     
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    I'd take a bag of lawn clippings over Mild LeoTARD. @ least the clippings can become useful as compost; LeoTARD the shit-sack... wouldn't even be able to become compost correctly...:smiley-pat:
     
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    Me either.
     
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    like divorce?
     
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    If you drive while you're high you don't run stop signs. You wait until they turn green.
     
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    but stop signs only change color if you're stoned.....stop lights though, have a mind of their own
    stop sign.jpg
     
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    It shouldn't...
     
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    All Zach needs to do is buy and consume 2 lbs of pot a day, and document the usage. Once the volume is normalized, the distribution case against him will fall apart.
     
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    I'm Mexican and that's the FIRST thing I thought!
     
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    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Project much?
     
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    I like American music...do you like American music
    He's trying to parody liberals. He doesn't actually believe in racism, sexism or any of those other bullshit leftist terms.
     
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    You are supposed to pay for that wall - not bang your head against it.
     
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    I can only speak from personal experience.
    I drove once when I was high as hell.
    When I got home I was so thankful. It scared the bejeezus out of me.
    I don't do alcohol, so I don't know what that's like.
     
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