Zeller to have Surgery

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  1. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Did I mention the lead official for the next game is Mean Mr. Mustard?
     
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    not available, he's on a boat on the river

    enough of this, I'm going to say goodbye...I'll bet you say hello
     
  3. Buffalo Custard

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    Hey Jude
    We just got screwed
    Take a sad team
    And make it lesser
    Remember to drink up all of your gin
    Then you can pretend Neil made it better...
     
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    The Trail Beatles should be a thing.
     
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    You forgot the oooooh!
     
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    yellow matter custard
    dripping from a centers nose
    crab a locker dribbler, pornographic chucker
    Man, you've let your team down
    you are the 5 man
    they are the 4 seed
    I am the beast man
    Goo goo g'joob
     
  7. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    That's what I thought. Why was Zeller just standing there like a dufus in Iggy's landing zone? He deserved to get hit.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    The "way" replaced the "oooh"
     
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    i beleive i broke my nose when i was young. Sunglasses never sit right on my face now. either that or one ear is lower than the other. Lol.

    but he still has to come down. What gets me is zeller just standing there. Get out of the way! I learned in highschool you dont stop under the hoop when someone is dunking or you will get run over.

    no way man. Watch it again. Its clearly a grimacing look of oh shit. That was baaad!
     
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  10. Orion Bailey

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    i love these. BUt whats the beatles tie in?

    werethey also oft injured? Lol.

    id say the Blazers have a long and winding road ahead of them.
    We might have to go back to the ussr to find a replacement for zeller
    But with just a little help from our friends…

    we should be able to be singing….
    She loves me ya ya ya. She loves me ya ya ya.

    only in an octopus's garden though.
     
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    Hahhaha!
     
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    He was hit square in the nose by a reckless act by Iguodala. It should've been a flagrant. Your nose would've shattered too and no one would be ridiculing you over it, but that's exactly what you are doing.
     
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    Here's a radical idea: maybe when a guy is in the air you shouldn't stand right where he is going to land? For the safety of both players, maybe Zeller should have moved out of the way?
     
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    Whoa dude?
    Relax a bit my man?
     
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    come on man. Fans exist in all types. Just because he is a pessimistic fan or a skeptical fan doesn't make him a shitty fan.
    What makes a shitty fan is posting lakers stuff all over a blazers forum. :)
     
  16. Chris Craig

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    And when the broken nosed people living in the world agree
    There will be an answer, let it be
    For though the Blazers and their center may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see
    There will be an answer, let it be
     
  17. Orion Bailey

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    Thats some Helter Skelter shit right there!
     
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    Will you, won't you want me to rake you
    I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you
    Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer
    You may be a center but you ain't no answer
     
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    Zeller submarine, zeller submarine, everybody wants to have a zeller submarine!
     
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  20. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Surprised you didn't insert "Zeller injury" into that lyric structure. "We all witnessed a Zeller injury, a Zeller injury, a Zeller injury..."
     

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