Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Re: Random Thought Thread

    "Can I have your phone number" works more than you think.

    When I was in college there were guys I knew who'd stand on the quad and ask every girl that walked by "let's fuck.." They got slapped a lot, but they also got laid a lot.

    ;)
     
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    So is Joker, that's why he's asking us to tell him what it is. har har har....:D
     
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    I'm a dangerous human-being.

    BRAHH BRAHH that's how my gat sound. BRAHH.
     
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    Is it the size of a penny? If not I mean you probably will make a bigger deal of it and pay more attention to it than anyone else will.
     
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    No it's the size of large spoon.
     
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    Go to a doctor soon.
     
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    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    Tell Shake's mom not to suck so hard next time and to get better aim
     
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    Now you're overreacting. I tried out these two different lotions (or some shit) on that spot, and I think I might have burned my skin a bit.

    Jesus...relax.


    I can be Two-Face now!

    I won't be laughing tomorrow when there's girls around me. ****.
     
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    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    Well you could dress in a Burqa and tell the girls you are doing it to bring attention to the plight of women and young girls in Afghanistan
     
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    Re: Random Thought Thread

    :joker:

    :smiley-aparatic:

    :pegs:
    :ph34r:

    :cpawfan:
    :smiley-hekla:

    :gmjigga:
    :smiley-dj:

    :runbjm:
    :snort:

    :mastershake:
    :pimp:

    :shakesmoms:

    :smiley-lezkiss:
     
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    lol I was going to suggest that myself. Except I was leaning towards the Misses Doubtfire approach with a Burkha.
     
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    :gmjigga:

    edit: way to get my hopes up, pegs
     
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    Just trying to help instead of giving you phony skin advice.
     
  14. cpawfan

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    You've got to bribe me to get a smilie named after you
     
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    :modsquad:

    How many S2 points would be needed to buy a smilie cpaw? lol.

    Will they have any usage at some point in time?
     
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    DO IT THRON

    :deadhorse:

    :ph34r:
     
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    [​IMG] might become :lavalamp:
     
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    Re: Random Thought Thread

    LMAO @ the baby's daddy of Sarah Palin's daughter being on stage at the RNC. Most awkward situation evar.
     
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    lol, it`s a bit of a stretch. :) But probably as relevant as a smiley can get.

    :deadhorse:
    This one would probably be good for :exmodsquad: lol.
     
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    can this become :gmjigga: ?

    [​IMG]

    It is the first thing you get when you google image my name
     

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