Forum Game Preseason Caption Contest #4 @ Kings

[Chris Craig]

Simply post a caption for the above picture. There are no points for the preseason caption games. I will decide the winner after the game

 

[ripcityboy]

"Is this a living human statue of Atlas holding the Earth amongst the Heavens?"

"No. Not really. More like Loki playing a cruel joke on Blazer fans."

 

[Chris Craig]

Meyers to himself: Why is no one guarding me? Should I shoot? Why is no one guarding me?

 

[e_blazer]

"Only losers need more than one hand to shoot the ball."

 

[Mediocre Man]

I wish I could shoot with 2 hands and open my eyes at the same time.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled fans yearning to be free of my bloated contract."

 

[theprunetang]

Coming this Fall on Showtime:
The Red Shoe Diaries: Millennial Edition

 

[Chris Craig]

Meyers: "This is how Jabar did it, right?"

 

[ripcityboy]

Coming this Fall on Showtime:
The Red Shoe Diaries: Millennial Edition

Thanks man. Now I have to imagine an aging Bridgitte Bako dry humping Meyers while Enya plays in the background.

 

[Chris Craig]

Thanks man. Now I have to imagine an aging Bridgitte Bako dry humping Meyers while Enya playa in the background.

Chic

 

[trailblazer18]

I'm the best at warm ups!

 

[theprunetang]

Thanks man. Now I have to imagine an aging Bridgitte Bako dry humping Meyers while Enya plays in the background.

You're welcome. Odd though. That is almost the exact image I had in my head. There was a cut scene afterwards to an old alcoholic David Duchovny reading the story on a Kindle in an Airbnb room. A single tear drop running down his cheek. And scene.

 

[ripcityboy]

You're welcome. Odd though. That is almost the exact image I had in my head. There was a cut scene afterwards to an old alcoholic David Duchovny reading the story on a Kindle in an Airbnb room.

Minds that grew up on Showtime Late Night and Skinamax think alike. But seriously, my friend, is Shannon Tweed not still insanely hot for her age?

 

[theprunetang]

Minds that grew up on Showtime Late Night and Skinamax think alike. But seriously, my friend, is Shannon Tweed not still insanely hot for her age?

I don't know. She has a bit of that Joan Rivers plastic surgery lion-face going on.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

"I'm a skill guy. Yes, I am. Yes, I am." - big grin afterward

 

[ripcityboy]

I don't know. She has a bit of that Joan Rivers plastic surgery lion-face going on.

Haven't seen her lately. If she screwed her looks up I'll just blame it on Gene.

 

[WillG]

'Statue of Liberty' lesser known sister - the 'Statue of Limited Ability'

 

[barfo]

I'm going to pass the test this time... I wrote the answer on my arm! The answer is "Air Ball"

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of preseason caption contest #4 is @e_blazer

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The winner of preseason caption contest #4 is @e_blazer

How did eblazer win? My caption crushed it.

 

[e_blazer]

How did eblazer win? My caption crushed it.

Did you remember to pay Chris the “participation fee”?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Did you remember to pay Chris the “participation fee”?

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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So no response on why you're cheating me out of my caption contest victory?

 

[rotary111]

This is the first time I was able to see the image. Damn everyone killed it!

 

[stampedehero]

M.L "Follow Me! I'm rad. I got a tame tattoo.

 

[dviss1]

How did eblazer win? My caption crushed it.

Yeah. Yours was definitely the best.

 

[dviss1]

Yeah, I think this one deserves a re-count.

 

[e_blazer]

Yeah. Yours was definitely the best.

I thought it was a bit verbose and somewhat pretentious with a cheap play on a patriotic icon.

I will bask in the glow of my win despite what my detractors may say. Sniff.

 

[dviss1]

I thought it was a bit verbose and somewhat pretentious with a cheap play on a patriotic icon.

I will bask in the glow of my win despite what my detractors may say. Sniff.