Zombie The holiday snark thread

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[SlyPokerDog]

 

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Ya can't just go around callin' folks "honey".

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ya can't just go around callin' folks "honey".

Okay honey.

 

[ABM]

Okay honey.

You dog, you.

 

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[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Ah....I recall the story of Noah's Snark where 2 elephants showed up but one was transitioning....

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

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[Shaboid]

Some idiot in my family thought it was a good idea to get my 86 year old grandpa an iphone. I'm the one he always calls for tech help -__-

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Some idiot in my family thought it was a good idea to get my 86 year old grandpa an iphone. I'm the one he always calls for tech help -__-

"Grandpa, this is how you find porn..."

 

[Chris Craig]

Some idiot in my family thought it was a good idea to get my 86 year old grandpa an iphone. I'm the one he always calls for tech help -__-

Ring Ring

You: "Hello?"

Grandpa: (Yelling into to the phone )"I CANT GET THIS DAMMED THING TO WORK"

You: "Grandpa?"

Grandpa: "YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER, I CANT HEAR YOU "

 

[e_blazer]

Ring Ring

You: "Hello?"

Grandpa: (Yelling into to the phone )"I CANT GET THIS DAMMED THING TO WORK"

You: "Grandpa?"

Grandpa: "YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER, I CANT HEAR YOU "

You: “Grandpa, you’re holding the phone upside down again.”

 

[RR7]

You: “Grandpa, you’re holding the phone upside down again.”

Also, it's the television remote.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Ya can't just go around callin' folks "honey".

Our sales manager was actually fired 2wks after he called a female employee honey and she got upset and complained.

 

[barfo]

Also, it's the television remote.

From a TV that died back in the mid-80s, but grandpa kept the remote because 'it might come in handy someday'.

barfo

 

[Orion Bailey]

I dont understand this thread

 

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[riverman]

Things you don't want to spread with your Xmas cheer.....covid cooties!

 

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[ehizzy3]

Someone was parked in my car port and they were walking to an apartment as I was pulling up. I told them they were in my parking spot, and this lady gave me enough snark to last until next Christmas


Sorry moron, I could’ve said nothing and had the car towed as a holiday present

 

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[Shaboid]

Ring Ring

You: "Hello?"

Grandpa: (Yelling into to the phone )"I CANT GET THIS DAMMED THING TO WORK"

You: "Grandpa?"

Grandpa: "YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER, I CANT HEAR YOU "

Just getting him to the point of unlocking the phone with his finger has taken hours.

 

[ABM]

Hard to believe it's already been a year ago.