Exclusive Breaking News! Batum & Aldridge gone! Will not be on team next year!

SlyPokerDog · May 25, 2015

Just got back from Fred Meyers. Blazer apparel featuring Batum and Aldridge are heavily discounted. 40% off! This can only mean that they won't be back next year. Fred Meyers is clearing out their shirts because they're being cleared off of the team.

There are no discounts on Lillard jerseys so it can only mean that he'll be back.

SlyPokerDog · May 25, 2015

This is already being reported on twitter! It's confirmed!

SheedSoNasty · May 25, 2015

That did happen before Oden was gone, too.

Natebishop3 · May 25, 2015

Ah crap. I guess all that swag that you've been hoarding has lost its value.

Fez Hammersticks · May 25, 2015

Booooo this man.

SlyPokerDog · May 25, 2015

Fez Hammersticks said:
Booooo this man.

Hey, I'm providing proof via pictures. Others are reporting LMA cancelling his cable service and putting his house for sale have offered no proof.

Fez Hammersticks · May 25, 2015

SlyPokerDog said:
Hey, I'm providing proof via pictures. Others are reporting LMA cancelling his cable service and putting his house for sale have offered no proof.

BonesJones · May 25, 2015

My cousins friends girlfriend said she talked to her grandfathers godson and he said that his baby momma from Dallas went in to get her hair did, and her hairdresser said Aldridges mother told her Aldridge's favorite colors are blue and gray.

Were utterly completely totally screwed guys... Ready for the next chapter in Meyers' Legend??

Natebishop3 · May 25, 2015

Meyers on the other hand is putting down roots. I have seen him at the Home Depot in Tigard for two days running.

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BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 · May 26, 2015

This has nothing to do with addidas being an obsolete jersey maker!

oldmangrouch · May 26, 2015

Natebishop3 said:
Meyers on the other hand is putting down roots. I have seen him at the Home Depot in Tigard for two days running.

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And not one kind soul has shown him the way out? He is like those poor little birds that get trapped in there.

chris_in_pdx · May 26, 2015

BonesJones said:
My cousins friends girlfriend said she talked to her grandfathers godson and he said that his baby momma from Dallas went in to get her hair did, and her hairdresser said Aldridges mother told her Aldridge's favorite colors are blue and gray.

Were utterly completely totally screwed guys... Ready for the next chapter in Meyers' Legend??

HailBlazers · May 26, 2015

Natebishop3 said:
Meyers on the other hand is putting down roots. I have seen him at the Home Depot in Tigard for two days running.

Well to be fair, it is GREAT to be a white athlete in Portland.

Natebishop3 · May 26, 2015

Sly is trolling twitter too.

SlyPokerDog · May 26, 2015

Natebishop3 said:
Sly is trolling twitter too.

It's not trolling if I include pictures/evidence.

Natebishop3 · May 26, 2015

SlyPokerDog said:
It's not trolling if I include pictures/evidence.

You do realize that by mocking another writer, there are a ton of people who won't see the humor and think you're just a big douche?

PtldPlatypus · May 26, 2015

Natebishop3 said:
You do realize that by mocking another writer, there are a ton of people who won't see the humor and think you're just a big douche?

Which is different than any other SPD tweet...how?

EGame · May 26, 2015

Is this shirt trying to suggest Batum is our third option/part of a big 3 to LA and Lillard? Because that couldn't be further from the truth.

Orion Bailey · May 26, 2015

EGame said:
Is this shirt trying to suggest Batum is our third option/part of a big 3 to LA and Lillard? Because that couldn't be further from the truth.

At the beginning of last year's season, this is exactly what we all thought.

SlyPokerDog · May 26, 2015

Natebishop3 said:
You do realize that by mocking another writer, there are a ton of people who won't see the humor and think you're just a big douche?

I am a big douche.

I'm doing nothing different than other douche media.

I am going on the record with my source, Fred Meyers, vs Quick and Schwartz who have only reported unnamed sources.

I'm having fun.

Screw anyone who believes any of the rumors put out by myself, Quick or Schwartz.

Natebishop3 · May 26, 2015

SlyPokerDog said:
I am a big douche.

I'm doing nothing different than other douche media.

I am going on the record with my source, Fred Meyers, vs Quick and Schwartz who have only reported unnamed sources.

I'm having fun.

Screw anyone who believes any of the rumors put out by myself, Quick or Schwartz.

I wouldn't say you're a big douche. Maybe a little douche, or a part-time douche, but not a big douche.

oldfisherman · May 26, 2015

No one is going to believe this rumor, until it is officially denied.

SlyPokerDog · May 26, 2015

Natebishop3 said:
I wouldn't say you're a big douche. Maybe a little douche, or a part-time douche, but not a big douche.

Compared to you maybe.

Natebishop3 · May 26, 2015

SlyPokerDog said:
Compared to you maybe.

Nah, I'm just an asshole.

truebluefan · May 26, 2015

You mean it ain't true??? Damn...lol

PDXFonz · May 26, 2015

Breaking news! Slypokerdog banned from forums!

stampedehero · May 26, 2015

Oh No, a retail fire sale. Thats dangerous...Meanwhile in aisle 5 home Celtic Pierce jerseys are 12.99

Voodoo · May 27, 2015

Breaking news, after years of frustration and fringe forum contention and years of being linked to San Antonio, Portland's very own SlyPokerDog has decided to take his talents to Texas to sign with the San Antonio Spurs for the league vet minimum. Here is photographic evidence of the signing - you heard it here first folks SPD has signed for the vet minimum to chase championships in another forum.

BBert · May 27, 2015

Voodoo said:
Breaking news, after years of frustration and fringe forum contention and years of being linked to San Antonio, Portland's very own SlyPokerDog has decided to take his talents to Texas to sign with the San Antonio Spurs for the league vet minimum. Here is photographic evidence of the signing - you heard it here first folks SPD has signed for the vet minimum to chase championships in another forum.

I think this deserves its own thread.

LTG22O · May 27, 2015

Orion Bailey said:
At the beginning of last year's season, this is exactly what we all thought.

Ha! wrong!! I was against signing him to that extension, so my disapproval goes back some seasons.

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