Exclusive Breaking News! Batum & Aldridge gone! Will not be on team next year!

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Just got back from Fred Meyers. Blazer apparel featuring Batum and Aldridge are heavily discounted. 40% off! This can only mean that they won't be back next year. Fred Meyers is clearing out their shirts because they're being cleared off of the team.

There are no discounts on Lillard jerseys so it can only mean that he'll be back.

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My cousins friends girlfriend said she talked to her grandfathers godson and he said that his baby momma from Dallas went in to get her hair did, and her hairdresser said Aldridges mother told her Aldridge's favorite colors are blue and gray.

Were utterly completely totally screwed guys... Ready for the next chapter in Meyers' Legend??
 
Meyers on the other hand is putting down roots. I have seen him at the Home Depot in Tigard for two days running.


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Meyers on the other hand is putting down roots. I have seen him at the Home Depot in Tigard for two days running.


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And not one kind soul has shown him the way out? He is like those poor little birds that get trapped in there.
 
My cousins friends girlfriend said she talked to her grandfathers godson and he said that his baby momma from Dallas went in to get her hair did, and her hairdresser said Aldridges mother told her Aldridge's favorite colors are blue and gray.

Were utterly completely totally screwed guys... Ready for the next chapter in Meyers' Legend??
 
You do realize that by mocking another writer, there are a ton of people who won't see the humor and think you're just a big douche?

Which is different than any other SPD tweet...how?
 
Is this shirt trying to suggest Batum is our third option/part of a big 3 to LA and Lillard? Because that couldn't be further from the truth.
 
Is this shirt trying to suggest Batum is our third option/part of a big 3 to LA and Lillard? Because that couldn't be further from the truth.

At the beginning of last year's season, this is exactly what we all thought.
 
You do realize that by mocking another writer, there are a ton of people who won't see the humor and think you're just a big douche?

I am a big douche.

I'm doing nothing different than other douche media.

I am going on the record with my source, Fred Meyers, vs Quick and Schwartz who have only reported unnamed sources.

I'm having fun.

Screw anyone who believes any of the rumors put out by myself, Quick or Schwartz.
 
I am a big douche.

I'm doing nothing different than other douche media.

I am going on the record with my source, Fred Meyers, vs Quick and Schwartz who have only reported unnamed sources.

I'm having fun.

Screw anyone who believes any of the rumors put out by myself, Quick or Schwartz.

I wouldn't say you're a big douche. Maybe a little douche, or a part-time douche, but not a big douche.
 
No one is going to believe this rumor, until it is officially denied.
 
Breaking news! Slypokerdog banned from forums!
 
Oh No, a retail fire sale. Thats dangerous...Meanwhile in aisle 5 home Celtic Pierce jerseys are 12.99
 
Breaking news, after years of frustration and fringe forum contention and years of being linked to San Antonio, Portland's very own SlyPokerDog has decided to take his talents to Texas to sign with the San Antonio Spurs for the league vet minimum. Here is photographic evidence of the signing - you heard it here first folks SPD has signed for the vet minimum to chase championships in another forum.

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Breaking news, after years of frustration and fringe forum contention and years of being linked to San Antonio, Portland's very own SlyPokerDog has decided to take his talents to Texas to sign with the San Antonio Spurs for the league vet minimum. Here is photographic evidence of the signing - you heard it here first folks SPD has signed for the vet minimum to chase championships in another forum.

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I think this deserves its own thread.
 

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