Exclusive Breaking News! Batum & Aldridge gone! Will not be on team next year!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Just got back from Fred Meyers. Blazer apparel featuring Batum and Aldridge are heavily discounted. 40% off! This can only mean that they won't be back next year. Fred Meyers is clearing out their shirts because they're being cleared off of the team.

    There are no discounts on Lillard jerseys so it can only mean that he'll be back.

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    SlyPokerDog, May 25, 2015
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    This is already being reported on twitter! It's confirmed!

     
    SlyPokerDog, May 25, 2015
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    That did happen before Oden was gone, too.
     
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    Ah crap. I guess all that swag that you've been hoarding has lost its value. :dunno:
     
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    Hey, I'm providing proof via pictures. Others are reporting LMA cancelling his cable service and putting his house for sale have offered no proof.
     
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    My cousins friends girlfriend said she talked to her grandfathers godson and he said that his baby momma from Dallas went in to get her hair did, and her hairdresser said Aldridges mother told her Aldridge's favorite colors are blue and gray.

    Were utterly completely totally screwed guys... Ready for the next chapter in Meyers' Legend??
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Meyers on the other hand is putting down roots. I have seen him at the Home Depot in Tigard for two days running.


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    This has nothing to do with addidas being an obsolete jersey maker! :smiley-195517897341
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, May 26, 2015
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    And not one kind soul has shown him the way out? He is like those poor little birds that get trapped in there.
     
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    Well to be fair, it is GREAT to be a white athlete in Portland.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Sly is trolling twitter too.
     
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    It's not trolling if I include pictures/evidence.
     
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    You do realize that by mocking another writer, there are a ton of people who won't see the humor and think you're just a big douche?
     
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    Which is different than any other SPD tweet...how?
     
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    Is this shirt trying to suggest Batum is our third option/part of a big 3 to LA and Lillard? Because that couldn't be further from the truth.
     
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    At the beginning of last year's season, this is exactly what we all thought.
     
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    I am a big douche.

    I'm doing nothing different than other douche media.

    I am going on the record with my source, Fred Meyers, vs Quick and Schwartz who have only reported unnamed sources.

    I'm having fun.

    Screw anyone who believes any of the rumors put out by myself, Quick or Schwartz.
     
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