Private room, you say? Tell them to put you back in the general population like the rest of us. I always get someone who just had their hip replaced and then moaned, whined and cried all night, or a guy who had a heart attack in the bed next to me, or someone who snores loudly, or some dickhead who insists on playing their TV too loud all night long or someone making a highly personal phone call so loud that I can't avoid hearing it or somebody that bitches all the time about the food, about the doctors, about the pharmacy, about the nurses, etc. etc. etc. Treasure your private room like the treasure that it is.