Rumor Moving to Portland for an NBA season

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by KingSpeed, Aug 31, 2018.

  1. KingSpeed

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    Nice! I'll meet them.
     
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    I thought I did well but they never respond to my interest in doing it again.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    If we get a forum suite game this year I will ask if you can sing the NA.
     
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    I'd audition but I think it would be hard to sing while kneeling
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Your driver is a serial killer....or is he?
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Just make sure you are ok with being a driver before you go all in on the plan. Portland is full of weirdos and creeps, and we all use Uber/Lyft as often as possible.

    barfo
     
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    One season too late! It would be a hoot to have you in an episode of Portlandia.
     
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  8. riverman

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    I'd love to hear KD Lang do it once...she'd be great with Eric as the Blazer fan couple on Portlandia...that show's Blazer skits have been terrible so far. Even Penny Marshall couldn't salvage the first one.
     
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  9. KingSpeed

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    I love driving. I would think I can handle it.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Ok then. If some psycho passenger attacks you, ties you up, and uses a dull, rusty knife to cut out your tear ducts...

    you can't come crying to me.

    barfo
     
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    tearducts keep falling from my heart......isn't that the Styllistics or Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes?
     
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    Watch out for those on sissy scooters!
     
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    Those are bright and easy to see...what you need to watch out for is the dump truck that drove into Evan Turner's swimming pool
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Some people think of the internet as a dump truck.

    But it's a series of tubes.

    barfo
     
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    so is a dump truck though
    dump truck inner tube.jpg
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    If you're Kim Kardashian.
     
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    No kidding. That thing is about the same size as her bootie.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I've been wanting to do the anthem for years. Haven't submitted a video since they switched to that audition format. I really need to get on that.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Since he has me on ignore, but I use Lyft all the time........ will he pick me up, or would my request be blocked? “Why can’t I see my Lyft driver?”
     
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