Official Around the NBA Thread: December 2022

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Pole?

  1. North

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  2. South

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  3. Merry Christmas!

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  4. Magnetic

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  5. Stripper

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  6. Fishing

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  7. Vault

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  8. Barber

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  9. Totem

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  1. Shaboid

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  2. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    That's just offensive.
     
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    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    Yeah, don't people realize that it is summer at the South Pole during Christmas???? Those Penguins should be sitting in lounge chairs and sipping lemonade.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I’m going to remember this. I’m not quite sure how it would ever come into play. But I’m going to remember it. Win an award or something so that I can get you a gift to congratulate you.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Dude… How do you think Santa sends letters across the North Pole? He doesn’t fly them, it’s too close to get all the reindeer together. He uses penguins to deliver the letters to the elves amongst the villages.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Why are people talking about basketball in the Penguin thread?
     
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    Fairly-Hard Former Member Gone New!

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    AnnnnnnD he goes "Stripper" INSTEAD of Dancer? WTF?
     
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    Fairly-Hard Former Member Gone New!

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    Aren't there penguins at the North Pole?
     
  9. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    No.
     
  10. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Too bad they only live in the south pole.
     
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  12. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    You can’t see through the invisible barrier to Santa’s land where they exist. It’s like Wakanda.

    Penguins don’t actually live at the South Pole. South Pole is like penguin Australia. Santa flies all the naughty penguins to the South Pole as his final stop on Christmas.
     
  13. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I think this man just googled “killer penguins”.

    I enjoy the penguin-whale
     
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  14. SharpeScooterShooter

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    I got word someone adores penguins in xmas clothes, so here you go my friend…:

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    So how does Santa use them to deliver messages?
    Doesn't seem like a good choice anyway? They don't fly? They swim and the letter would get wet.
     
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    Seems like you have to be a pretty good player to be on that list...
     
  17. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    They slide on their bellies down the hills to the lower elevation villages.
     
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  20. Rastapopoulos

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    (In one of the collections, Larson wrote that he got a ton of hate mail for that one and kicked himself for getting it wrong.)
     
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