[Official] Nurkić Watch Thread

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  1. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Worst case scenario....

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    Boise Blazer Thread Lightly

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    Yep, you win. Sorry I asked
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    They don't do MF on athletes anymore.
     
  4. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Tomorrow is Christmas.

    I grew up in a household where it lacked (just ask @UncleCliffy'sDaddy).

    Nurk is out.
     
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  5. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    When the Blazers win in six you just might get what you want. California falling in to the ocean.
     
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  6. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    I am just cringing and shuddering in absolute horror watching you guys play keep away with the Basketball Gods, saying "neener neerer neener, you can't catch me!" with all your injury talk and trying to outdo each other with thinking up the most devastating injuries that could befall this Blazers team.

    This is a desperate plea; Please Please PLEASE STOP. I am literally begging you to please stop thinking negatively and to try being positive.

    You might like it.
     
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  7. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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    I'm pretty positive that begging won't do you much good around here.... Lol
     
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  8. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Jinxes only exist inside the players heads.
     
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  9. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    Mike Richman on his podcast also said he thinks Nurk will play game 1 after talking to him. But there's nothing concrete to back this claim.

    I'm not Christian, but I just realized that today is Good Friday and our game is on Easter Sunday.

    Ahem. Something symbolic about our big guy returning potentially on that day.
     
  10. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    I find it ironic and a double standard that when someone on here says they wish (insert player here) would suffer (insert injury here) and within 3 posts after that there is someone on here saying something along the lines of this;

    " I despise ( insert player here) but I would never wish serious harm to anyone no matter how much I hate ( insert player here) This is just a game after all."

    Yet when our own players are talked about in the same manner its no holds barred and anything goes and everyone is perfectly okay with it.

    What?

    With how freaky it is with people talking negatively and then something bad happening shortly after why not use that power and channel it towards bad things happening to the Warriors players?

    I'll start;

    I hope Durant doesn't severely turn his ankle in this series against us. That would hurt the Warriors chance of beating the Blazers especially when Nurkic goes and gets his first triple double.

    Your turn...........
     
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  11. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    I don't believe in jinxes. I do believe in curses and that if you think negatively you are asking for bad things to happen to you.
     
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    if Nurkic told Mike hell be ready, then hell play, and if the doctor says hes not ready, Nurkic will make him an offer he cant refuse!
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    "If you believe in things that you don't understand and you suffer... superstition ain't the way."

     
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  14. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    Let's be honest here, we're on the Cubs/Cavs/old Red Sox level for bad luck here. And our failures have a lot more to do with curses than incompetence.

    Just doesn't get as much pub.
     
  15. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    Exactly. Warriors fans and everyone who hates the Blazers already have the job of wishing harm to this team. The position has been filled. They don't need 'your help'.
     
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    Papa Nurkic just needs to be looking over the shoulder of the doc as he's examing the xray and say "it looks good .....right doc". Problem solved.
     
  17. SIeepwalker

    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    You think this will intimidate the doctor into clearling Nurk but you're wrong...

    It will intimidate the injury into healing on the spot.
     
  18. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    I can't wait to watch Crabbe drill 8 threes and help the Blazers win in this series against the Warriors.

    #positivethoughts
     
  19. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    If you're going to believe in one kind of magical thinkining why not the another?
     
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  20. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    I am the way I am.
     

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