Id totally offer up our guest room downstairs but we have two cats. They stay upstairs, but that might not work either way for you. I am right where 205 meets 84. Or close enough. Close to the max stop. Just tossing that out there if you run out of options.
Hey @KingSpeed I found you a ride home! http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/all-gone-to-look-for-america.312506/
Well, If he were to stay at my place I would go buy the first season of Bones on DVD and have him sign it. Seriously.
Why stop there? Make him run around your house for an hour, signing everything in sight. Vases, cat dishes, Butters jersey....
You guys are weak. I already have an appointment with a skinner to have all the meat from my right arm removed from the Elbow down. And this is where I shall have him autograph. LITERALLY on my Bones!!!!