OT Lonzo Ball releases diss track on Lakers teammate Kyle Kuzma

[Boob-No-More]

Ok, where the hell is the Around the NBA June 2018: thread???? I couldn't find one ans will probably get roasted by the forum police for starting a thread for this nonsense.

Lonzo Ball releases diss track on Lakers teammate Kyle Kuzma

So mods, if there is a more appropriate place for this, please move it there...
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"Kylie Kuzma" lyrics by Lonzo Ball

Who are you without ZO2?

Just another dude with a bunch of tattoos

You ain't got no shoe Nike wins, Kuz lose

Claiming that I can't shoot, but all these words is hitting you.

Boy you talking crazy, why you try to play me?

You ain't on my level, you ain't famous as my baby

I'm working out daily, but I ain't posting it

And I would never stop a workout just to post a pic

They let 'em gas you up, thinking that you can't be touched

Coming from the outskirts of Flint, boy you ain't tough

Big Baller Brand getting bread, little Kuz is getting crumbs

We thumbing through that money, look at y'all, y'all is playing with your thumbs

Don't know who your daddy is, well your ass is getting sonned

We both taking shots, the only difference is you ain't hitting none

Usually do this s— for fun, but trust me boy I'm not the one

If you the bullet, I'm the gun, If you the pot, I'm cooking some

You want smoke, you can get it, dressing for attention

Trying to be Russell Westbrook, you just honorable mention

I killed you with a sentence, to me you just a peasant

Triple Bs is independent, Kuz (???), can't reinvent it

Cause you ain't got the people, and you ain't got the sources

Put all your money in a Porsche, I dropped a check on horses

You better join the forces, with them main enforcers

Triple Bs is for the culture, your squad is a bunch of vultures

I'mma stop, you losing focus, reason why you dropped your courses

Need some more endorsements, one fleece, you think we didn't notice?
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Yeah, I get that he's just joking around, but dissing Kuzma because he's never met his biological father seems pretty low.

Well, that's a Ball for you. Keepin' it classy!

BNM

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Ok, where the hell is the Around the NBA June 2018: thread???? I couldn't find one ans will probably get roasted by the forum police for starting a thread for this nonsense.

Lonzo Ball releases diss track on Lakers teammate Kyle Kuzma

So mods, if there is a more appropriate place for this, please move it there...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Kylie Kuzma" lyrics by Lonzo Ball

Who are you without ZO2?

Just another dude with a bunch of tattoos

You ain't got no shoe Nike wins, Kuz lose

Claiming that I can't shoot, but all these words is hitting you.

Boy you talking crazy, why you try to play me?

You ain't on my level, you ain't famous as my baby

I'm working out daily, but I ain't posting it

And I would never stop a workout just to post a pic

They let 'em gas you up, thinking that you can't be touched

Coming from the outskirts of Flint, boy you ain't tough

Big Baller Brand getting bread, little Kuz is getting crumbs

We thumbing through that money, look at y'all, y'all is playing with your thumbs

Don't know who your daddy is, well your ass is getting sonned

We both taking shots, the only difference is you ain't hitting none

Usually do this s— for fun, but trust me boy I'm not the one

If you the bullet, I'm the gun, If you the pot, I'm cooking some

You want smoke, you can get it, dressing for attention

Trying to be Russell Westbrook, you just honorable mention

I killed you with a sentence, to me you just a peasant

Triple Bs is independent, Kuz (???), can't reinvent it

Cause you ain't got the people, and you ain't got the sources

Put all your money in a Porsche, I dropped a check on horses

You better join the forces, with them main enforcers

Triple Bs is for the culture, your squad is a bunch of vultures

I'mma stop, you losing focus, reason why you dropped your courses

Need some more endorsements, one fleece, you think we didn't notice?
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Yeah, I get that he's just joking around, but dissing Kuzma because he's never met his biological father seems pretty low.

Well, that's a Ball for you. Keepin' it classy!

BNM

This literally seems like something some 12 year old subarban kid came up with who had never heard rap before...

 

[BonesJones]

Cringe.

 

[e_blazer]

Who would have guessed a Ball would be immature?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Who would have guessed a Ball would be immature?

Not about maturity it’s just... bad.

 

[e_blazer]

Not about maturity it’s just... bad.

I’d say both.

 

[Strenuus]

Jokes or not, that's just low.

 

[jonnyboy]

Cringe.

Literally stole my post word for word.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

I am not a Ball fan, at all. But..... maybe he's trying to lower his trade value to a #24 pick!

 

[Boob-No-More]

I am not a Ball fan, at all. But..... maybe he's trying to lower his trade value to a #24 pick!

I thought we needed more shooters, not fewer.

BNM

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I can't wait until next season when he hits a shot late in the game and then taps his testicals while yelling, "It's Balls Time!"

 

[SheedSoNasty]

We should trade for Kuzma. Get him away from that toxic family and franchise.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We should trade for Kuzma. Get him away from that toxic family and franchise.

Especially now that he's been dissed so badly and his trade value is low.

 

[CupWizier]

Jokes or not, that's just low.

Yep, especially when he was only the 3rd best rookie for lakers this year. He has the making of being another D'Angelo Russel being sent on his way.

 

[Boob-No-More]

I can't wait until next season when he hits a shot late in the game and then taps his testicals while yelling, "It's Balls Time!"

It may be a long wait...



BNM

 

[Strenuus]

It may be a long wait...

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BNM

How does a point guard shoot 45% on such low numbers at the line? lol.

 

[Boob-No-More]

How does a point guard shoot 45% on such low numbers at the line? lol.

I predict a very Rubio like career - a starting PG on a crappy team who you have to bench in the 4th quarter as teams sag off him and dare him to shoot.

The difference being, at least Bricky can make a FT.

In 19 seasons, Shaq only shot worse than .451 FT% one time - and he was hacked mercilessly his entire career. Just imagine what a liability it is, especially in today's game, with the game on the line, to have the ball in the hands of a guy who misses 11 out of every 20 FTs he shoots.

BNM

 

[PDXFonz]

Dat ** just played himself!

 

[TBpup]

Like Father like Son.

 

[dviss1]

The beat was tight.

That's it tho...

 

[dviss1]

And you guys are really taking this shit a bit too far. Who really gives a Fuck about this??

Like father like son???

I swear to god this shit is stupid...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And you guys are really taking this shit a bit too far. Who really gives a Fuck about this??

Like father like son???

I swear to god this shit is stupid...

You bought the single huh?

 

[PDXFonz]

And you guys are really taking this shit a bit too far. Who really gives a Fuck about this??

Like father like son???

I swear to god this shit is stupid...

Damn dude I gotta give you credit. You keep defending them no matter the stupid ish they do.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

And you guys are really taking this shit a bit too far. Who really gives a Fuck about this??

Like father like son???

I swear to god this shit is stupid...

I'm not quite sure what you're getting at.
I kind of find his dad annoying, but I also think his dad is doing what he believes is best for his kids and enjoying the fame and spotlight while he had it, nothing wrong with it.
I'm also about 90% certain most of what his dad said / did was for the show.
Fact is, it's mainly cause I really don't like the Lakers, and considering they've got like 17 championships to the Blazers 1, I gotta find something to get back at my co-worker. .

 

[julius]

I like how he's bragging about how modest he is, while acting like he's a good shooter.

 

[1eyejack]

I'm not quite sure what you're getting at.
I kind of find his dad annoying, but I also think his dad is doing what he believes is best for his kids and enjoying the fame and spotlight while he had it, nothing wrong with it.
I'm also about 90% certain most of what his dad said / did was for the show.
Fact is, it's mainly cause I really don't like the Lakers, and considering they've got like 17 championships to the Blazers 1, I gotta find something to get back at my co-worker. .

Wow I kind of held out hope that Lonzo wasn’t like his dad but throw that out he window. By the way his dad destroyed any possible chance of the other two kids playing in the NBA.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Wow I kind of held out hope that Lonzo wasn’t like his dad but throw that out he window. By the way his dad destroyed any possible chance of the other two kids playing in the NBA.

If his kids were on course to be solid NBA players they would play. The youngest still might, I don’t think anyone is passing on them because of Lavar, they’re passing on them because they aren’t good enough. Who knows how good, Lonzo will end up being.
I don’t believe any nba GM is going to pass on his kids because of him. If they did they’d be stupid, skipping on a guy who can play because you think their dad talks to much? That’s not how you build a winner.

 

[dviss1]

Damn dude I gotta give you credit. You keep defending them no matter the stupid ish they do.

It's something stupid. It's really not even a story.

 

[dviss1]

I'm not quite sure what you're getting at.
I kind of find his dad annoying, but I also think his dad is doing what he believes is best for his kids and enjoying the fame and spotlight while he had it, nothing wrong with it.
I'm also about 90% certain most of what his dad said / did was for the show.
Fact is, it's mainly cause I really don't like the Lakers, and considering they've got like 17 championships to the Blazers 1, I gotta find something to get back at my co-worker. .

These same cats have been hating on Lonzo because of his dad.

Now that he did this (stupid kid shit that would've never been talked about before Twitter) people are on that bullshit again saying weak stuff... Like father like son... That's just a dumb statement...

It's getting old.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

These same cats have been hating on Lonzo because of his dad.

Now that he did this (stupid kid shit that would've never been talked about before Twitter) people are on that bullshit again saying weak stuff... Like father like son... That's just a dumb statement...

It's getting old.

Honestly sty, as much as it’s easy for me to dislike Lakers, at least his dad is being a dad. Wouldn’t be that bad if Lonzo ended up being like his father and being a good dad someday too.
Though I hear what you’re saying.