SALTY SUNDAY

[3RA1N1AC]

• CAPS LOCK REQUIRED

• WRITE ABOUT WHAT IS MAKING YOU ANGRY ABOUT THE BLAZERS OR LIFE IN GENERAL

• OTHER FANS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• IF THEY DISAGREE WITH YOU IT WILL ALSO BE IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE BLAZER FAN COMMUNITY

• PUNCTUATION IS FROWNED UPON

 

[3RA1N1AC]

THANKS GOD REAL COOL

 

[3RA1N1AC]

MY EGG HAD A CRACK IN IT AND NOW MY EGG IS BLUE IT STILL TASTES THE SAME I ASSUME BUT I JUST CANT I JUST WONT

 

[Sedatedfork]

I HATE DIS THREAD SO MUCH YELLING I AFRAID WILL MAKE THE NAYBORS COMPLAIN ALSO WHY YOU MAKING HAM, WHEN YOU COULD MAKE SPAM GO BALZERS LETS WIN HAMPIONSHIP

 

[3RA1N1AC]

AS MY GRANDMA SAYS HAM IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE RARE PRIME RIB I AM MAKING A RARE PRIME RIB

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I MADE TATER TOTS IN A WAFFLE MAKER THIS MORNING AND IM CALLING IT THE TOTWAFFLE

 

[3RA1N1AC]

HEY EVERYONE LETS CELEBRATE JESUS BEING TORTURED TO DEATH AND THEN BECOMING A ZOMBIE WITH EGGS AND A FUCKING RABBIT MAKES SENSE

 

[Chris Craig]

DO YOU THINK THEY CHECKED JESUSS PULSE DID THEY KNOW HOW TO CHECK PULSES BACK THEN

 

[3RA1N1AC]

MY CAR NEEDS AN OIL CHANGE BUT IM NOT DRIVING IT BUT IM NOT SURE IF THAT MAKES IT WORSE FOR WHEN I EVENTUALLY DO DRIVE IT AGAIN PLEASE ADVISE

 

[Shaboid]

I AM RUNNING LOW ON SALT SOMEONE PLEASE SEND SOME

 

[Hoopguru]

BODY AND FENDER REPAIR IS WAY TO EXPENSIVE AND YOU NEVER GET YOUR MONIES WORTH
GOD I HOPE MARK CUBAN RUNS FOR PRESIDENT THE THOUGHT OF FOUR YEARS WITH JOE OR DONALD IS DEPRESSING

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I AM RUNNING LOW ON SALT SOMEONE PLEASE SEND SOME

MY CUP RUNNETH OVER

 

[Chris Craig]

SALT IN MODERATION IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT ACTS AS AN ELECTROLYTE TO BALANCE LIQUID IN YOUR BODY IT HELPS YOUR NERVES AND MUSCLES WORK TOO JUST DON'T EAT 47 TEASPOONS OF IT BECAUSE YOU WILL DIE

ALSO DONT EAT

480 BANANAS THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH POTASSIUM

OR DRINK 179 EXPRESSO SHOTS THAT IS A FAR TOO EXCESSIVELY LETHAL AMOUNT OF CAFFEINE

OR EAT 24 TUBES OF TOOTHPASTE YOUR TEETH MAY BE WHITE BY THE END OF THAT PROBABLY NOT BUT ALL THAT FLUORIDE WILL END YOU

 

[Chris Craig]

MY EGG HAD A CRACK IN IT AND NOW MY EGG IS BLUE IT STILL TASTES THE SAME I ASSUME BUT I JUST CANT I JUST WONT

SAM I AM I DONT LIKE BLUE EGGS AND HAM I WONT EAT THEM WITH MY FAM. I WONT EAT THEM WITH A BUNNY GET THAT BLUE SHIT OUT OF MY FACE IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER WAIT IS THAT HAM HONEY

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I AM DRUNK AND IT IS NOON

ID RATHER EAT A HAIRY POON

 

[Propagandist]

I KNOW EASTER FALLS ON SUNDAY SO FINALLY AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS

 

[Road Ratt]

WHEN I READ MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS, IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL!

 

[Sedatedfork]

I MADE EASTER SCONES OUUT OF COMMUNION WAIFERS!11!!ONE!

 

[riverman]

I BUILT THE COOP WHERE THE EGGS ARE MADE!! I HAVE THE EASTER HUNT CHEAT SHEET! WHEN THE MIND STARTS TO GO I CAN HIDE THEM FROM MYSELF!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

SERIOUSLY THIS FUCKING SUCKS I WANT TO EAT THE HEAD OFF A LIVE RATTLESNAKE

 

[Chris Craig]

SERIOUSLY THIS FUCKING SUCKS I WANT TO EAT THE HEAD OFF A LIVE RATTLESNAKE

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE ANTI - VENOM...AND IT WONT TASTE GOOD UNLESS YOU COOK IT THEN IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

 

[riverman]

SERIOUSLY THIS FUCKING SUCKS I WANT TO EAT THE HEAD OFF A LIVE RATTLESNAKE

I HEAR THAT TASTES PRETTY GOOD BUT ITS HARD TO CHEW!!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

HEY ALL YOU COOL CATS AND KITTENS.

 

[Hoopguru]

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS HALLOWEEN OR SOMETHING

 

[Chris Craig]

I HEAR THAT TASTES PRETTY GOOD BUT ITS HARD TO CHEW!!!

THEN YOU ARE EATING THE WRONG PART

 

[drexlersdad]

LETS ALL JUST CHILL OUT FOR A SECOND THERE IS NO ACTUAL NEED TO HAVE A COMPLETE GODDAMN NERVOUS FUCKING BREAKDOWN IS THERE I DONT KNOW

 

[oldfisherman]

LETS ALL JUST CHILL OUT FOR A SECOND THERE IS NO ACTUAL NEED TO HAVE A COMPLETE GODDAMN NERVOUS FUCKING BREAKDOWN IS THERE I DONT KNOW

HOW CAN I CHILL OUT WITH THIS FOOD SHORTAGE CRISIS?
SOMEONE STOLE THE RATTLESNAKE WE WERE GOING TO HAVE FOR DINNER!

 

[riverman]

THEN YOU ARE EATING THE WRONG PART

THE FANGS MAKE GREAT TOOTHPICKS AFTER YOU SPIT THEM OUT!

 

[Orion Bailey]

MY EGG HAD A CRACK IN IT AND NOW MY EGG IS BLUE IT STILL TASTES THE SAME I ASSUME BUT I JUST CANT I JUST WONT

CANT ANYONE GET A NURSERY RHYME RIGHT
GREEN EGGS... GREEN EGGSSSSS

THATS IT
EVERYONE READ A BOOK
NOW

 

[stampedehero]

I WANT THE OLD DAYS BACK. PRESENTLY, I WANT MY FAMILY SAFE. IN THE FUTURE, I DONT WANT THIS BLOW HARD AS PRESIDENT.